She wasn't impressed!!!!

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A majority of the guys here at LPSG probably think they have the biggest dick any woman or man has ever seen. And I used to think like that too until I was humbled by this one chick I was messing around with years ago. We were heavy into foreplay and she had me rock hard. I drop my pants, and expected the usual reaction: an OMG, a wow, or wide eyed expression. But I got nothing.

After oral, I'm thinking she'll feed my ego after insertion. I put it in and, again, got nothing. I put her legs all the way back and pounded her pussy with everything I had, multiple positions and all, and the reaction was not what I was expecting. When it was all said and done, I brought it up (she was cool like that), and she said "It's big, but it's not THAT big." My ego was crushed and I was severly humbled. Needless to say, that was the only time we've slept together. Has any else had an experienced when someone wasn't that impressed by your dick?
I agree with the get over it and get a life. What would you think about a guy who said, am I the hottest guy you have gone out with. I bet I am the smartest. Did you ever date a guy who made more money....on and on

You get the point. Your question to her was self serving and showed a big ego and a pretty conceited attitude.
 

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A majority of the guys here at LPSG probably think they have the biggest dick any woman or man has ever seen. And I used to think like that too until I was humbled by this one chick I was messing around with years ago. We were heavy into foreplay and she had me rock hard. I drop my pants, and expected the usual reaction: an OMG, a wow, or wide eyed expression. But I got nothing.

After oral, I'm thinking she'll feed my ego after insertion. I put it in and, again, got nothing. I put her legs all the way back and pounded her pussy with everything I had, multiple positions and all, and the reaction was not what I was expecting. When it was all said and done, I brought it up (she was cool like that), and she said "It's big, but it's not THAT big." My ego was crushed and I was severly humbled.
Interesting that this happened "years ago" and you're still obsessing on it. Here's a clue: it takes a lot more to satisfy a woman than a big dick and going through a mechanical repertoire of "multiple positions". Even self-professed size queens will tell you that. Maybe she didn't feel a connection with you. Maybe you weren't that good a fuck. Maybe she thought your ego was way too wrapped up in your dick:
No offense taken. But sleeping with a woman is not what feeds my ego. Being told I have a big dick does.
So, for you sex is all about feeding your ego, all about being told how awesome your dick is?
You must be some kind of lover. :rolleyes:

Needless to say, that was the only time we've slept together.
I nominate this for shallowest post of the month. Interesting you didn't say anything about whether or not she enjoyed the experience. Interesting you didn't say whose decision it was not to hook up again.
I bet she was just devastated. :rolleyes:
 
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Interesting that this happened "years ago" and you're still obsessing on it. Here's a clue: it takes a lot more to satisfy a woman than a big dick and going through a mechanical repertoire of "multiple positions". Even self-professed size queens will tell you that. Maybe she didn't feel a connection with you. Maybe you weren't that good a fuck. Maybe she thought your ego was way too wrapped up in your dick:
So, for you sex is all about feeding your ego, all about being told how awesome your dick is?
You must be some kind of lover. :rolleyes:

I nominate this for shallowest post of the month. Interesting you didn't say anything about whether or not she enjoyed the experience. Interesting you didn't say whose decision it was not to hook up again.
I bet she was just devastated. :rolleyes:

I'll gladly accept that honor knowing that I'm man enough to speak truthfully and from the heart. We all have egos on here, hence showcasing our dicks to complete strangers for a complement. We all want people other than who we're currently sleeping with to be impressed by our cock. Seeing you have no pics to showcase, maybe yours is not that impressive.
 

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A majority of the guys here at LPSG probably think they have the biggest dick any woman or man has ever seen. And I used to think like that too until I was humbled by this one chick I was messing around with years ago. We were heavy into foreplay and she had me rock hard. I drop my pants, and expected the usual reaction: an OMG, a wow, or wide eyed expression. But I got nothing.

After oral, I'm thinking she'll feed my ego after insertion. I put it in and, again, got nothing. I put her legs all the way back and pounded her pussy with everything I had, multiple positions and all, and the reaction was not what I was expecting. When it was all said and done, I brought it up (she was cool like that), and she said "It's big, but it's not THAT big." My ego was crushed and I was severly humbled. Needless to say, that was the only time we've slept together. Has any else had an experienced when someone wasn't that impressed by your dick?


why worry about just be happy.
 

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I'll gladly accept that honor knowing that I'm man enough to speak truthfully and from the heart. We all have egos on here, hence showcasing our dicks to complete strangers for a complement. We all want people other than who we're currently sleeping with to be impressed by our cock. Seeing you have no pics to showcase, maybe yours is not that impressive.
Nice deflection. :rolleyes: I have personal reasons for not posting pictures of myself or my cock on the internet. Suffice to say, I value my privacy. Believe me, I have nothing to be ashamed of as far as my endowment is concerned, quite the contrary (not that anyone should). Nor do I brag or post stats. Contrary to your sweeping assumption, I for one couldn't care less if complete strangers are impressed by my cock, or anything else about me for that matter. I'm sure I'm not the only guy here who feels this way. I have loads of other assets going for me - unlike you, my ego does not reside in my cock. Speak for yourself. You do not speak for me.


p.s. 'compliment'
 
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I've had a guy tell me he thought I was below average, just gave me the inspiration to really give it to him hard to show him what I could do. I knew he was saying it to just work me up, and fuck it worked. He wasn't going to be walking anywhere for a while after I was done.

I know I'm rattling off an old cliche here, but the only cock that isn't satisfactory is the one that belongs to the guy who doesn't know how to use it.
 

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This whole post is just disgusting. Why does she need to compliment the size of your cock to make you feel better. Just because some other chicks did does not mean all of them will. I also don't agree with someone saying she was using a poker face NEWS FLASH : maybe that wasn't the biggest she's seen. Your not always going to be the biggest a girl has been with. The fact that anyone would expect someone to fawn over them cause they're well endowed is just lame size King or not !!!
 

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A majority of the guys here at LPSG probably think they have the biggest dick any woman or man has ever seen. And I used to think like that too until I was humbled by this one chick I was messing around with years ago. We were heavy into foreplay and she had me rock hard. I drop my pants, and expected the usual reaction: an OMG, a wow, or wide eyed expression. But I got nothing.

After oral, I'm thinking she'll feed my ego after insertion. I put it in and, again, got nothing. I put her legs all the way back and pounded her pussy with everything I had, multiple positions and all, and the reaction was not what I was expecting. When it was all said and done, I brought it up (she was cool like that), and she said "It's big, but it's not THAT big." My ego was crushed and I was severly humbled. Needless to say, that was the only time we've slept together. Has any else had an experienced when someone wasn't that impressed by your dick?


Why did you ask? If she was impressed she would have said something already. Sorry, but I can see where she's coming from. My biggest is 10 inches and I doubt I'll find one bigger, so my response would probably have been similar to hers - big, but not THAT big.
 

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Geez, a lot of angry people here. a lot of angry people in a lot of forums. And holy insanely angry people on places like Youtube. It seems everyone can't wait to insult each other. I really don't get why people are so overly sensitive and get so angry so easily.

Anyway, Jay, good to see that you didn't let the "get a life" remarks bother you.

I actually had an 18 year old girl say "That's it???" I wrote a story about it. http://www.lpsg.org/blogs/sinjay/in-love-with-a-size-4579/

But just a few months later a girl backed into a corner, her jaw hit the floor and her eyes popped out of her head when she saw it. And afterwards she was sore for nearly a week. 10 years had gone by and I met with her on a subway. We hooked up again and when I complemented her on how beautiful her pussy was and she said I still had the hugest penis she's ever seen. There's no question it's a turn on and an ego booster. It's only natural that we react like that. But I also get very turned on by girls who don't think I'm big. They usually have some pretty hot stories too! And can fuck like nobodies buisness.

Basically when a girl's biggest cock is 7" anything more is going to seem really big. But when a girl's biggest cock is 13" well, completely different story. This isn't rocket science....or maybe it is! haha
 

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^ Geez. :rolleyes: ..(btw, other than possibly the OP, who's been angry in this thread?)


Why did you ask? If she was impressed she would have said something already. Sorry, but I can see where she's coming from. My biggest is 10 inches and I doubt I'll find one bigger, so my response would probably have been similar to hers - big, but not THAT big.
Oh no! Did you just tell the OP he doesn't have the biggest dick you've ever seen?

How will his fragile ego ever recover now? :laughing:
 
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^ Geez. :rolleyes: ..(btw, other than possibly the OP, who's been angry in this thread?)


Oh no! Did you just tell the OP he doesn't have the biggest dick you've ever seen?

How will his fragile ego ever recover now? :laughing:

ROFL :biggrin1:. Seriously guys, don't ask if you can't handle the answer.
 

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The OP NEVER said he wants to be told he has the biggest cock. He just wants and expects girls to recognize his size when they're intimate. But to get a completely blank expression???? What is that? This is like Sex Ed 101. When a girl takes their clothes off I'm not gonna NOT say something about her breasts or pussy.

And I'm sure we all know girls or guys who lie to guys about their small penis and say it's big so they feel more confident.

Aren't guys suppose to always compliment a girl's shoes???? She should damn well compliment the cock! Even if she has to lie.
 

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The OP NEVER said he wants to be told he has the biggest cock. He just wants and expects girls to recognize his size when they're intimate. But to get a completely blank expression???? What is that? This is like Sex Ed 101. When a girl takes their clothes off I'm not gonna NOT say something about her breasts or pussy.

And I'm sure we all know girls or guys who lie to guys about their small penis and say it's big so they feel more confident.

Aren't guys suppose to always compliment a girl's shoes???? She should damn well compliment the cock! Even if she has to lie.


I'm not gonna lie just to make you feel better about your cock. Sorry. If asked where it stand compared to the others I've seen, I might tell you it is amongst the larger ones. But I'm certainly not going to tell you you're huge if you're 8 or 9 inches and I've had a 10 inch one. Then you get 'big, but not THAT big'.

And I really don't need, or necessarily want, anyone to say anything about my body when I take my clothes off. If anything, it just makes me feel self conscious. Compliment me on my bedroom skills and leave it at that thank you.
 

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Thank you for your response and I wholeheartedly agree with you. I don't understand the anger in these responses either. One can respond and make their point without being mean spirited or simply view and choose not to respond at all.
 

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Originally Posted by martizjon http://www.lpsg.org/198109-she-wasnt-impressed-post2934879.html#post2934879http://www.lpsg.org/images/buttons/viewpost.gif
u have the smallest cock ive ever seen on a black guy, no wonder she was disappointed!

Quit kidding yourself.

wot r u sagyin jayprimo?

i dont get it?


gthe truth hurts, for a black guy he's very average

I'm taking it that you must only watch black porn then. I know well enough to know I'm well above average
 

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Why did you ask? If she was impressed she would have said something already. Sorry, but I can see where she's coming from. My biggest is 10 inches and I doubt I'll find one bigger, so my response would probably have been similar to hers - big, but not THAT big.

That's an honest assessment. Thank you
 

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maybe she wasn't just in it for fun, sensed you were just in it for that, and decided to knock you down a notch. Women will tell a guy who's not big that he is for just the opposite reason.
 

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That's an honest assessment. Thank you

I should probably add that I am a bit of a size queen. But for me the appeal of large cocks is less about how they look, and more about the fact that they give me more and better orgasms than smaller ones. So while I may not say 'OMG, that's huge', you can probably take it as a compliment if I scream as you hit my deep spots. Compliments can be subtle as well as obvious.
 

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Jay, please don't take any offence.. but I really have to ask how big you are. Because looking at your pics I agree.. you're above average, big or call it whatever you want. But you're definitely not huge.

Most people (girls in real life or people at LPSG) will tell you that you're huge just to be nice to you. The girls because they like you, the people here because after all we are a pretty nice community.

You really need to get over your insecurity which I think you have.