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Why do hollywood stars always have small dicks? And don't defend bulges!!!!! It seems like only the stars bold enough to do full frontal nude scenes have the tiniest dicks in the world. Is it a requirement as an actor to have a tiny cock?
 
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I find it funny that people complain about some actor being small. For crying out loud, this guy was naturally flaccid. This is not like in porn where you necer see a naturally flaccid guy, they are alwasy very fluffed up and never fully flaccid because god forbid people would see that when fully flaccid, they aren't that much bigger than the average joe.

I enjoy seeing a man who is man enough to be seen in his natural fully flaccid state.
 

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Why do hollywood stars always have small dicks? And don't defend bulges!!!!! It seems like only the stars bold enough to do full frontal nude scenes have the tiniest dicks in the world. Is it a requirement as an actor to have a tiny cock?

Michael Fassbender in "Shame"; Mark Ruffalo in "In The Cut": They do not display "small dicks" or "tiny cocks", so "always" is not accurate.

Also, if the majority of actors performing full-frontal-nudity do not appear "well endowed" perhaps that is evidence that the average man is, likewise, not equipped with a "porn size" penis. Kinda serves as a reality check for male nudity on public display.


I find it funny that people complain about some actor being small. For crying out loud, this guy was naturally flaccid. This is not like in porn where you necer see a naturally flaccid guy, they are alwasy very fluffed up and never fully flaccid because god forbid people would see that when fully flaccid, they aren't that much bigger than the average joe.

I enjoy seeing a man who is man enough to be seen in his natural fully flaccid state.

Agreed.

Additionally, showers do not always grow and growers do always show: What you see may not be what you get or what he's got.
 
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I never thought Shia would look so weird naked. He is slouching so badly it looks like he has back problem. I also expected a hot ass and was sadly disappointed.
 

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very dark short, but i liked it. song wasn't bad either. kind of like a dirge, tho. shia is hot, but not so much in the vid, but i think that was a point he was trying to make...to 'dumb down' his hotness. overall, i think it's pretty cool he did it.
 
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mickypics, why do you say that ? His penis is perfectly fine. Consider the lighting and consider the fact that this isn't porn when the actors fluff up their dick before every scene to make sure they are never seen totally flaccid.

a man is more of a man when he agrees to be shot like that, with his dick in truly natural flaccid state.
 

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mickypics, why do you say that ? His penis is perfectly fine. Consider the lighting and consider the fact that this isn't porn when the actors fluff up their dick before every scene to make sure they are never seen totally flaccid.

a man is more of a man when he agrees to be shot like that, with his dick in truly natural flaccid state.

What he says.
 

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Some guys hand heavy. He has some heavy junk. It looks like he may not get huge but thick and heavy enough to be a nice penis. It isn't a wiggle worm. I agree if he was shaved it would look bigger. He also has stated he isn't very well hung, still has finger issues and used to crap his pants. He also has an Oedipus Complex. He got high with Harrison Ford in Harrison's trailer and also has no problem with guys but he wants his Mom as the type of person to marry. All this is in interviews. He even had her call in to Howard Stern (?) to talk or was it another Shock Jock. She confirmed most of what he had to say!

I'd do him in a hummingbird's heartbeat!
 

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It's Lars von Trier, so I ain't surprised.

This does kinda put them in the same category as porn stars though. Art or not, they're still getting paid to have sex on camera.

Still the director has done some good work. He's also done some very self-indulgent crap in the past. Will see how this pans out...
 

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I'm surprised that the actors will be shooting real sex in "Nymphomaniac".

In his previous films "The Idiots" they used stand ins in the sex scenes showing real penetration and Willem Dafoe reportedly used a penis double for his nude scenes in "Antichrist".

But yes, if it's true I will be counting down the days as well. It is likely that the film will be released for the Cannes Film Festival in May next year.