Shit and Shave

Discussion in 'Et Cetera, Et Cetera' started by arliss, Jul 8, 2007.

  1. arliss

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    SHIT AND SHAVE!

    Heck yeah boy...kill two birds with one stone.
    Like this mornin when I was on the toliet takin a good one ya know...most of the time I read comic books when gettin my turd on.
    I looked over and saw my rechargable shaver...I was like Ayyyyyyyyyye!
    Damn...saved about 10 mins
     
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    lol, you big ol' multi-tasker you
     
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    If you use an electric shaver there's no reason why you shouldn't save a couple of minutes by shaving whilst you're having your morning poo. It wouldn't work for everyone though. I've not used an electric shaver for decades and I wouldn't want to go back to it after using a nice sharp razor. Also whilst pretty much everyone has to pee first thing, some find they can't do #2 until later in the day when food and hot drinks have got things moving. It's certainly an idea though. I once corresponded with one woman who wasn't unknown to put her breakfast on a tray and eat in the bathroom whilst she did her early morning dump.:smile:
     
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    ...and if you revert to the old standard, i.e. the razor, you will find the shaving cream 'at hand', so to speak...
     
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    I hadn't thought of that one. I'd keep the razor well away from the source of the cream though!:smile:
     
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    yea play it safe lol
     
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