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Little difference in Charleston. These people around her don't know how to drive in it, and they'll close the schools.
Fuck.
>:-(
Monday it went up to 78 and the sun was shining.
Little difference in Charleston. These people around her don't know how to drive in it, and they'll close the schools.
Fuck.
>:-(
Monday it went up to 78 and the sun was shining.
Having grown up in Wisconsin, I was at first amused, then appalled at how little respect my southern friends had for driving in icy conditions. Snow is no big deal; ice is. When the occasional ice storm comes through, I can count on seeing the sides of the roads littered with cars that skidded into ditches or each other.
LOL Right, and they DRIVE on the ice to join you, right? Of course, those that don't end up in a ditch will eat up your stockpile of breadnmilk, effectively defeating your purpose in stocking up to begin with. It's just entertaining. That's what the canned and dried foods are for, they can be kept for an emergency.You have to invite all the family and the neighbors and the neighbors' families over for french toast at that point. LOL
Better head to the store to get bread'n'milk. When a storm is forecast, bread'n'milk becomes one word.
Hurricane-force winds of more than 120km/h (74mph) are battering Germany and have forced the cancellation of dozens of flights.
German forecasters have advised people to stay indoors. Schools across Germany have suspended classes for the day.
The weather system is moving across western states and is expected to reach Berlin by Thursday evening.
German radio says more than 40,000 volunteers are on standby, as widespread damage is expected.
Germany's national rail company Deutsche Bahn has reduced the maximum speed of intercity trains to ordered 200km/h (124mph) - 100km/h slower than usual.
You can keep your ice, I just have a bad case of wind today.
But seriously, it's like a ghost town here, with only the odd bit of tree whizzing past the window in this usually bustling city centre. The end is very fucking nigh, I tell you.
---> BBC NEWS | Europe | Huge storm sweeps across Germany
You can keep your ice, I just have a bad case of wind today.
But seriously, it's like a ghost town here, with only the odd bit of tree whizzing past the window in this usually bustling city centre. The end is very fucking nigh, I tell you.
---> BBC NEWS | Europe | Huge storm sweeps across Germany
Where I live, colloquially speaking, bad case of wind means out of control flatulence .
Well done at spotting my cheap pun. I will be sure to flag up future instances of wordplay with a 'laughter card' for the audience.