Shit my dad says

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  1. B_Hickboy

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    "These candidates are dog shit. All we're doing is picking out the dick that's going to fuck us."
     
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    In this world you're either fuckin or gettin fucked. Take your pick.
     
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    im confused is it shit or dick?
     
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    Shit my dad (1920–2002) said:

    "You fell in the shit house and came out smelling like a rose." (Said when I committed a blunder in a card game that he was teaching me and ended up benefiting from it.)

    "All that meat and no potatoes!" (Said of a corpulent but small-busted woman on television.)

    "It's either shit or get off the pot." (Said on various occasions.)

    "He's sittin' there with his thumb up his ass . . ." (I can't remember what this referred to, but the expression has lingered in my memory. I think it was meant to describe a state of idleness.)
     
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    I thought this was more of the shit _______ say videos on YouTube
     
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    lol, great post :)
     
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    Hickboy, your father is a profound thinker. And in talking about the gop, he is exactly right.
     
    #7 cruztbone, Jan 7, 2012
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    A friend claims his uncle used to say, "You're pissin' on the wheels of progress." whenever someone was holding something up.
     
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    As South Park pointed out, voting is usually a choice between a giant douche and a turd sandwich.
     
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    Turd Sandwich! TURD SANDWICH! :banana:
     
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    Always pick the lesser of the two evils??:eek::confused::rolleyes::saevilw:
     
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