Shit, Shower, and Shave

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So in your morning routine, if you know that you are getting into the shower next do you do as well of a job wiping your ass as you normally do? Or do you just get the major stuff and clean the rest in the shower? Or do you not wipe at all?
 

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I make a cursory wipe, then I take my usual morning shower and clean myself all over. I do not have a french bidet in my bathroom/toilet.

I notice some of my western friends cringe when I say I wash my bum with water after I do my business. I can never understand that - it would seem that those western friends of mine deem wiping with dry paper is my civilised/hygienic than a proper and thorough wash with soap and water.

Well, I hope when shit falls on their face, they would wash their face thoroughly with soap and water instead of wiping the shit away on a dry piece of paper.
 

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i'm vegan so my bowel movements are fairly cleancut. if i know i'm showering right after a movement, i skip the wipe and use the removable shower hose to directly spray down my hole before any other action in the shower.

i keep a clean hole at all times.
 

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The worst thing is when you've just showered and then suddenly have to make stool. You really feel the shower was for nothing.

My bowel movements are highly irregular. I wipe all day long. I'm also encridibly lazy, so I don't get off my ass to buy toilet paper nearly often enough, so I feel like I'm wiping my ass with newspaper, brushes, spoons or shovels half the time.
 

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i'm vegan so my bowel movements are fairly cleancut. if i know i'm showering right after a movement, i skip the wipe and use the removable shower hose to directly spray down my hole before any other action in the shower.

i keep a clean hole at all times.

Wow it was so crucial to that post to know you're vegan.