Shit yourself in public?

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  1. Rugbypup

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    Confess!

    Have you ever followed through or piss yourself in public?

    Ive been close a couple of times and i think in would have died with embaressment if i had.

    Once, drinkning on a collage trip out, i was drunk and so desperate for a piss, i peed in someones door way in the middle of the day and only just got away before they came and answered the door.

    I was so shamed, but it was that or piss myself with no hope of cleaning myself up for hours.

    Ive never followed through though, Ive come close once or twice with stomach bugs but never actually shat myself.

    Thank you God for watching over me.

    http://media.buzzhumor.com/7/bungee_shit7a2f51.jpg
     
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    Kind of like sneezing and farting at the same time. You just have to check your drawers just in case.
     
  3. Rugbypup

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    Oh my God, ive never even thought about that combination before, thats so funny, i love it, lol.
     
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    Hiding in the light...

    thats exactly what I was thinking, you beat me to it! Never done anything like that before but it would probably be the most embarrassing thing ever!
     
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    I was out somewhere a few years back, and my stomach started bothering me all of a sudden. I slowly let out what I though was some air, but along with it came a little bit of poop. :fart: Thankfully, I had underwear on.
     
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    Do women have better bowel control than men because I've never come anywhere near.
     
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    I think its that most women don't the the nasty stuff men do, r if they do as much of it.
     
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    I have excellent bowel control.. if I do say so myself.

    :biggrin1:

    Rob <3
     
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    Good for you Rob, threads like this shatter my illusions about men :)
     
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    Yes.

    There was a time when I discretely lifted my leg to fart and what came was a squirt of some solid rather than just gas. Bad news. It wasn't alot but I was in downtown San Francisco and could look forward to an hour's ride on a trolley until I reached a place where I could change into fresh clothing.

    No one, to my knowledge, said anything but it was still embarrasing.
     
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    You need to have a look at this page (under "Hic-hachoo-fart fart"): THE REAL FART CHART
     
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    I'm shocked.
     
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    I've done it twice at work. Both times I realized it just as it happened and discreetly did my tight-ass walk to the bathroom with my pocket hand sanitizer and my desk scissors discreetly placed in my pocket. Got to the stall, sat, cleaned up with the hand sanitizer, snipped off my underwear, and deposited them deep in the trash when no one was around. Went freeball the rest of the day but it's better than going poopypants.
     
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    Thankfully I have never had a lumpy fart.
     
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    I'll run with this one... I've done the sneeze and think I pee'd myself thing, but I haven't yet. I've laughed so hard that I pee'd myself.. but that was cause I was running to the bathroom in the first place. We were playing hide and go seek and I had to wait till the end of the round to go.. and I had to go soooo badly and someone yelled "choda" which is slang for the skin between the balls and ass crack.. I fell to the ground laughing and that was that..
     
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    I've pissed outside simply to avoid pissing myself... and there have been drunken moments where it's been damn close!
     
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    I've pissed outside many a time, childbirth ain't easy on bladders :)
     
  20. Mandee

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    Yeah, I've done it lots of times...
    When I was a baby and still in diapers!!​
     
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