Shit yourself in public?

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Confess!

Have you ever followed through or piss yourself in public?

Ive been close a couple of times and i think in would have died with embaressment if i had.

Once, drinkning on a collage trip out, i was drunk and so desperate for a piss, i peed in someones door way in the middle of the day and only just got away before they came and answered the door.

I was so shamed, but it was that or piss myself with no hope of cleaning myself up for hours.

Ive never followed through though, Ive come close once or twice with stomach bugs but never actually shat myself.

Thank you God for watching over me.

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I was out somewhere a few years back, and my stomach started bothering me all of a sudden. I slowly let out what I though was some air, but along with it came a little bit of poop. :fart: Thankfully, I had underwear on.
 

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Confess!

Have you ever followed through or piss yourself in public?

Yes.

There was a time when I discretely lifted my leg to fart and what came was a squirt of some solid rather than just gas. Bad news. It wasn't alot but I was in downtown San Francisco and could look forward to an hour's ride on a trolley until I reached a place where I could change into fresh clothing.

No one, to my knowledge, said anything but it was still embarrasing.
 

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I've done it twice at work. Both times I realized it just as it happened and discreetly did my tight-ass walk to the bathroom with my pocket hand sanitizer and my desk scissors discreetly placed in my pocket. Got to the stall, sat, cleaned up with the hand sanitizer, snipped off my underwear, and deposited them deep in the trash when no one was around. Went freeball the rest of the day but it's better than going poopypants.
 

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Do women have better bowel control than men because I've never come anywhere near.
I'll run with this one... I've done the sneeze and think I pee'd myself thing, but I haven't yet. I've laughed so hard that I pee'd myself.. but that was cause I was running to the bathroom in the first place. We were playing hide and go seek and I had to wait till the end of the round to go.. and I had to go soooo badly and someone yelled "choda" which is slang for the skin between the balls and ass crack.. I fell to the ground laughing and that was that..