Shithouse Poets and Pundits

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  1. rawbone8

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    Go ahead and post any graffiti gems, either found or original and, of course, retorts.



    If pro is opposite of con,
    then what is the opposite of progress?
    Congress!


    Men's restroom House of Representatives, Washington, DC





    DYSLEXICS
    UNTIE!

    Fence in Toronto




    Fuck the Anti-Smoking Bylaw.
    BAN SECOND HAND DRINK!

    Gladstone Hotel Men's Room Toronto




    You get the idea. Post your own offerings.
     
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    Sign seen at a swimming pool:
    Welcome to our ool.
    Notice there's no P in it.
    Please keep it that way. ​
     
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    Sophomoric classics

    Some people come here
    To sit and think.
    I come here
    To shit and stink.

    Here I sit
    All broken hearted
    Tried to shit
    But, only farted

    and

    As you slide down
    The bannister of life
    Remember me
    As a splinter in your career.

    and

    Back seat driver
    Out of gas.
    This will never
    Come to pass.
     
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    Written on tank next to handle:
    Please wiggle Handel

    Written below it:
    If I do, will it wiggle Bach?
     
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    Scratched into the paint of the condom-dispensing machine were these words:​
    "Don't buy this gum, it tastes like rubber."
     
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    An old one i haven't seen recently in wash rooms/rest rooms: Someone would draw a picture of buttocks around the button you pressed on the hot air machine. Then they'd draw a nose over that hand with the wavy lines rising over it.

    They'd also edit the instructions to read (scratched out words and letters shown here in brackets):

    "Press but [ton] rub hands gently under [w] arm [air].
     
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    On an elevator in New York: "Elevator out of order."
    Scrawled underneath: "Try the ones across the street."
     
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    from my days in construction, the johnny on the spots had a side urinal,
    in which someone wrote : Don't eat the Newfie Rock Candy..
     
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    Written in a bathroom door: "My mother, a born intellectual made me a complete homosexual."

    Written below: "If I gave her the wool, would she make me one?"
     
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    Impotence: Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings" ​
     
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