Shithouse Poets and Pundits

[rawbone8]

Go ahead and post any graffiti gems, either found or original and, of course, retorts.

If pro is opposite of con,
then what is the opposite of progress?
Congress!

Men's restroom House of Representatives, Washington, DC





DYSLEXICS
UNTIE!

Fence in Toronto




Fuck the Anti-Smoking Bylaw.
BAN SECOND HAND DRINK!

Gladstone Hotel Men's Room Toronto

You get the idea. Post your own offerings.
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[windtalkerways]

Sign seen at a swimming pool:
Welcome to our ool.
Notice there's no P in it.
Please keep it that way.​

 

[Webster]

Sophomoric classics

Some people come here
To sit and think.
I come here
To shit and stink.

Here I sit
All broken hearted
Tried to shit
But, only farted

and

As you slide down
The bannister of life
Remember me
As a splinter in your career.

and

Back seat driver
Out of gas.
This will never
Come to pass.

 

[D_alex8]

Three personal favorites --->

A Yuletide message

Rodent-Cock-Toilet

Reasons to visit Montana

 

[rawbone8]

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Written on tank next to handle:​

Please wiggle Handel

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Written below it:​

If I do, will it wiggle Bach?​

 

[windtalkerways]

Scratched into the paint of the condom-dispensing machine were these words:​

"Don't buy this gum, it tastes like rubber."

 

[b.c.]

An old one i haven't seen recently in wash rooms/rest rooms: Someone would draw a picture of buttocks around the button you pressed on the hot air machine. Then they'd draw a nose over that hand with the wavy lines rising over it.

They'd also edit the instructions to read (scratched out words and letters shown here in brackets):

"Press but [ton] rub hands gently under [w] arm [air].

 

[windtalkerways]

On an elevator in New York: "Elevator out of order."
Scrawled underneath: "Try the ones across the street."

 

[jakeatolla]

from my days in construction, the johnny on the spots had a side urinal,
in which someone wrote : Don't eat the Newfie Rock Candy..

 

[Tenderhook]

Written in a bathroom door: "My mother, a born intellectual made me a complete homosexual."

Written below: "If I gave her the wool, would she make me one?"

 

[windtalkerways]

Impotence: Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings"​