Shocking the delivery guy

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So many delivery men have caught me naked in circumstances where I no possibility of covering up and they have all simply handed over the parcel, with or without signature, and left without making any adverse comment on my state of undress.
 
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Last week i was in my apartment when one of the maintenance men showed up at my door to do an unexpected mechanical inspection of the appliances in the unit. I thought the work had been done the day before (when it was on the calendar to be completed.) Since it was my morning off i met him at the door wearing a white CK tee shirt and yellow pouch AC briefs. I invited him in and immediately he asks me if i would put some shorts on. I didnt give him much of an answer other than to do just that. He calls out to me "sorry i dont mean to be rude" but i just went to my bedroom and waited for him to complete his job and get out.
 

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Last week i was in my apartment when one of the maintenance men showed up at my door to do an unexpected mechanical inspection of the appliances in the unit. I thought the work had been done the day before (when it was on the calendar to be completed.) Since it was my morning off i met him at the door wearing a white CK tee shirt and yellow pouch AC briefs. I invited him in and immediately he asks me if i would put some shorts on. I didnt give him much of an answer other than to do just that. He calls out to me "sorry i dont mean to be rude" but i just went to my bedroom and waited for him to complete his job and get out.
My only similar experience was when my wife and I were relaxing naked in out hotel room and a member of management came to the door to investigate a n earth leakage in the floor's power circuit. I told him to come in unless he couldn't cope with our state of dress so he entered and checked the connected appliances, eventually tracing the fault to the hotel's tea making equipment in our room. As it had to be isolated we had free room service for the remainder of our stay.
 
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2 instances really for me, 1,where I used to live landlord was getting some much needed work done in flat, there's were due Wednesday, I had Tuesday off, I woke Tuesday morning naked on bed, bedroom door open, with 2 workmen in my flat,they just said, hi sorry we're a day early don't worry about us.
2,because I spend all time at home nude I forget, delivery about 6 month back as I opened door I realised I was starkers, so shut it and grabbed a towel, when I reopened door guy said, "you shouldn't have worried, seen allsorts mate"
 

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A couple months back a different maintenance guy was fixing the front door, which had settled in the frame- requiring me to pretty much slam the door just to get it to fully close. I had just come home from being out shopping on a late august Saturday afternoon and i was hot and sweaty. I stripped to a black tee shirt and white basic CK tighty whites. Even with my door closer removed and the door fully open to the interior hallway, i stood in view of his work space, as no neighbors were around st all. That dude didnt seem to think i was inappropriately dressed in my own home- and he even asked me to come and try the door when he was all done.

In retrospect i'm pretty embarassed for the guy who asked me to dress. Its not a big deal and i dont like to create enemies or piss people off, as im usually a congenial guy. But i think it took more balls for him to say that to me, unless they had received some sort of training from their management company on expectations of always maintaining a professional work environment, no matter what.

The first guy was a latin daddy with a black beard, older than me but still a DILF. The second dude was a young overweight sweaty type with a bad complexion. What a putz.

QUOTE="mplsingleguy, post: 7858250, member: 84126"]Last week i was in my apartment when one of the maintenance men showed up at my door to do an unexpected mechanical inspection of the appliances in the unit. I thought the work had been done the day before (when it was on the calendar to be completed.) Since it was my morning off i met him at the door wearing a white CK tee shirt and yellow pouch AC briefs. I invited him in and immediately he asks me if i would put some shorts on. I didnt give him much of an answer other than to do just that. He calls out to me "sorry i dont mean to be rude" but i just went to my bedroom and waited for him to complete his job and get out.[/QUOTE]
 
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The worst I've ever done regarding delivery or mail is answered the door shirtless in sweatpants. But early one morning in predawn darkness, just after I'd gotten out of bed, the security alarm in the driveway went off. I looked out the glass side door of my laundry room, and saw someone in the driveway. I watched her to see what her intent is, but when she goes to try the door handle on my car, I fling the door open, and yell WHAT THE FUCK! while completely naked. Boy did she run...
 

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The other day the postwoman knocked for a signature whilst I was was enjoying a wank.

I pulled on a pair of trousers but there was no way that I could persuade my erection to subside, seeing as she was stood at the bottom of a flight of 3 steps and I at the top there was no way she could miss it!
 

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Was on a cruise once when I ordered room service for the evening meal. When the young man knocked on our door I grabbed my robe threw it on with my cook hanging out. I opened the door ask him to come in and sit it on table. He smiled and complied!
 
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Being nudists, wife and I often maintain our all-over tans on the deck at the rear of our house. Most recently, we have been “caught” by an exterminator doing his quarterly pest spray AND by our postal carrier (female) who had a delivery requiring a signature..... twice.
 

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Come to think of it, there was a time when I did give the delivery guy an eyeful, but it was entirely his fault. My boyfriend and I decided to order a pizza for delivery. Instead of going to the front door and ringing the bell, as you would expect, and as he always did before, the pizza boy for some reason came up the driveway along the side of the house, squeezing past a car, a pickup, and an SUV parked in a row there, He went up onto the back deck, and banged on the glass of the sliding patio doors. I happened to be on the couch next to the door, pants by my ankles, with my boyfriend between my legs vigorously stroking and sucking my hard cock. I didn't move, my boyfriend got up, opened the door, took the pizza and paid. I don't know if he left a tip.
 

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My friend that works for UPS told me that it happens a lot and he usually remembers the houses on his route where he will get flashed. Flashers are most often men but sometimes they will get a female that will flash by being topless or totally nude. My friend also told me that female drivers get a male escort on their routes when they have a delivery to the home of a known flasher. I guess female UPS drivers don't appreciate being flashed as much as male drivers do.
 

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Was on a cruise once when I ordered room service for the evening meal. When the young man knocked on our door I grabbed my robe threw it on with my cook hanging out. I opened the door ask him to come in and sit it on table. He smiled and complied!
They must get that multiple times each day!!!
 
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