Shoe Size vs. Length

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We've been over and over the foot/hand/nose/etc. thing but the formula makes your post unique.

12 + 5 = 17 / 2 = 8.5

Only a half-inch off in my case.

A woman sought the advice of a sex therapist, confiding that she found it increasingly difficult to find a man who could satisfy her, and that it was very wearisome getting in and out of all these short term relationships.

"Isn't there some way to judge the size of a man's equipment from the outside?" she asked earnestly.

"The only foolproof way, is by the size of his feet" counseled the therapist.

So the woman went downtown and proceeded to cruise the streets, until she came across a young fellow standing in an unemployment line with the biggest feet she had ever laid her eyes on. She took him out to dinner, wined and dined him, and then took him back to her apartment for an evening of abandon.

When the man woke up the next morning, the woman had already gone but, by the bedside table was a $20 bill and a note that read, "With my compliments, take this money and go out and buy a pair of shoes that fit you."
 

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lmao great joke, pecker. with me it's:

8 + 5 = 13/2 = 6.5

'cept i'm an even 6.

Size 8 is the average shoe size for men and the average penis size isn't 6.5 inches, so it doesn't add up, if it did i'd be very surprised about my little brother and his size 14 feet.
 

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10+5 = 15

15/2 = 7.5

Only an inch off but there really is no relation to anything and penis size...except maybe miles walked between the last blue moon, divided by 14.78 obviously :D
 

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The correct formula is to measure the actual length of your foot, add an inch, and that should give you almost the exact length of your penis. At least it seems to work for me. It also works with a forearm.
 

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Foot measure would = 12+ inch cock...it isn't.
Forearm measure would = 13 inch cock...it isn't.


It never is.
 

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Shoe size (10.5+5)/2=7.25

Foot in inches 10.25+1=11.25

Forearm 9.5+1=10.5

No none of these work for me I'm 8.5 or a little more.
 

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Originally posted by redsoxrock86@Jun 21 2005, 11:03 PM
Hey everyone,
I'm not really sure where this goes, so I'll put it here...
I'm sorry if this is a repeat, but I heard online once that the relationship between your shoe size and ur dick length is (Shoe Size+5)divided by 2. It doesn't work for me, but I was wondering if it worked for anyone else.

-- :D
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What if you don't have any shoes?
 

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Originally posted by Dr Rock@Jun 22 2005, 06:39 AM
you people are so weird sometimes
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And ain't it entertaining!

It's just not weird enough most of the time.
 
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Krueger: Which would be .5" off. Ha!

9.5+5=14.5/2=7.25 (-.5"=6.75")

Without subtracting, it would have been .5 off. Ha!!
 

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Nope. None of those formulas work for me. I'm in the tall with big feet, big hands, and mostly average cock group. :)

I suspect there IS no accurate physical predictor.

And hey, guys, is anyone else in that limbo land between size 13 and 14 shoes? 13 is too small, 14 a bit too big. *sigh* Most shoe manufacturers stop doing half sizes after 13, so those of us with 13 1/2 or 14 1/2 feet are out of luck.

Ummm....I guess that's pretty off topic, huh?

Carry on!
 

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^^Yeah man, I hear you on the shoe size issue. I wear between a 13 and 14 as well and it's tough to find good shoes. Bass makes a size 13 slip on leather shoe that's really nice in my opinion, it's a little tight at first, but then you can work the material out.

I wish the shoe thing was true in my case. 13.5+5/2 would be 9.25 inches. It's off by about 2.5 inches on the length, I got the short end of the stick literally, hahaha.
 

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I'm a half inch bigger than the formula result.
So...yah, i guess it pretty much works for me too