Shoe Size vs. Length

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13 + 5 = 18; 18/2 = 9

Close but no cigar. Actually maybe it's close to a cigar.
 

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Tanuki said:
Shoe size = 16
16 + 5 = 21
21/2 = 10.5

1.5 off in my case

There was a man with a size 29 shoe, maybe he had a 17 inch penis ;)


Sorry, this is a bit off topic, but…

before I came here I thought I had a long cock. I also thought I had big feet – even bigger, proportionally - but several of you really make me feel small. 16 US must be well over 50 in European size!

You also all seem to be able to determine your size without problems. I’ve got a cupboard full of shoes, all different sizes, but which all fit the same feet. It’s not just the difference between US and European sizes. Even within the one system, different brands of shoes have wildly differing sizings. Makes it very hard to buy shoes online. I’ve come to the point where I only buy online shoes I have already had.
 

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9+5=14/2=7

I'm a little over 6" el. now, but I'm supposed to be 7" eh? Perhaps with the right the p.e. technique I might manage 7" by the end of this year. What do you think?


But (foot length) 9.5" +1" =10.5"

10.5"??? Give me strength!
 

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13 + 5 = 18/2 = 9

An Inch off. Possibly only .5 depending on the day :tongue:.

I'm sure everyone in the world would be happier if 100% of our body parts were proportional. But then again, what's the fun of getting people naked? We'd already know.

I say...walk around naked....for the good of science! And individuality! And to make people horny so we forget about all this politics and war and death. :rolleyes:

Hey...wishful thinking here.:smile:
 

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if this were right I would have an 11 inch cock. Furthermore, it seems like this would overshoot most guys, since the average shoe size is 10.5, and the average cock size is well under 7 and 3/4 inches. but at any rate, as has been proven in many other threads on these boards, there really is no correlation between shoe size and penis size, so it ultimately doesn't matter what the equation is, it's still going to be wrong.

Funny joke though, even though I saw the punchline coming as soon as I saw her picking a guy out from the unemployment line.
 
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10+5=15/2=7.5
Heh... It worked!

One of my friends was bragging about his size and mentioned his shoe size is 13... Lemme check.
13+5=18/2=9
Nope. He's 6.5.
 

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Well thanks for reviving it, Farmhand, it's a new one to me. I'm afraid that I fail the shoe size plus 5 over 2 formula by an inch and a half. Shoe size 14, erect dick length 8 inches (NOT internet inches) and, for what it's worth I wear a 2XL to 3XL glove.





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Well thanks for reviving it, Farmhand, it's a new one to me. I'm afraid that I fail the shoe size plus 5 over 2 formula by an inch and a half. Shoe size 14, erect dick length 8 inches (NOT internet inches) and, for what it's worth I wear a 2XL to 3XL glove.





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other sizes are required at this point : height, hand length and middle finger length as well as penis girth... please ;-)