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Never done intentionally, I don't see the fascination with it. I like to kiss the woman when I cum and right after, sperm on her face would make a mess.

I can't remember any woman asking for that either.
 
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At least once in every relationship I've been in. I don't really ask, just kinda happens eventually.

As far as it being degrading to the woman.. She can feel free to return favor tenfold.
 

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In response to my earlier comment, "It is gross. Obviously, the baby batter is supposed to spurt freely into the baby hole. Basic biology."

What I meant was, to allow baby batter to perhaps become a baby or another baby, like what it was meant to do. Do you also agree with that?
 

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In response to my earlier comment, "It is gross. Obviously, the baby batter is supposed to spurt freely into the baby hole. Basic biology."

What I meant was, to allow baby batter to perhaps become a baby or another baby, like what it was meant to do. Do you also agree with that?

I was generally agreeing that the place for cum is defiantly to be pumped inside the vagina.
 

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Not long ago I came so hard and big I had intended to cum in her. Ended up shooting a rope off from her puber across her chest and face into her hair. Like one stream. She was pretty impressed with it.

Probably the only time I cum on my wife's face and she likes it! We did a "facial" twice on purpose over the last almost 19 years. First time was because we watched enough porn after like a year or two early in our relationship and we both said "fuck it, let's try it!" And she didn't really like it, and I didn't either. Just not very cool. And I really don't like facials in porn, it's really very boring. It's forced and it's the "well, it's time!" moment. I like when the dude and her are going at it and he pulls out cuz he just has to cum so bad and she's all hot and into him fucking her, and then he explodes all over her, and it's not so invasive or forced (especially those ones where the guy is jerking off for a loooooonnnngggg time and it's boring).

this is how I cum. She wants it that way. We LOVE when we cum together and I get to finish in her. But then I'm "falling" out of her for up to two days, I cum a LOT sometimes and it will make a surprise exit when she least expects, or wants, it. So cumming in her is a rarity, maybe a few times a year at best, and when we're both in town, we fuck every single day no exceptions.

I also pull out because I need to work to make sure I'm getting off as much as I need to. If all the cum doesn't come out it irritates me later and sometimes can be painful (like peeing after sex but waiting a little bit and then you're shooting a massive, dense ball of thick cum out with your pee, that hurts like my whole urinary tract for sometimes hours afterwards, not fun!). Plus, I quit moving when I'm cumming in her and I don't feel like I finish completely, it's too much sensitivity on my head and becomes really uncomfortable to keep moving. when I pull out to cum I can stroke perfectly and prolong my orgasm for well beyond 30 seconds, sometimes I'm pulsing and cum is coming out for up to a minute. My wife loves how hard I cum and how long my orgasm lasts, and wants to make sure I'm getting off as hard as I possibly can, every time we fuck or I masturbate (yes, she wants me to cum hard all the time!). So, inadvertently, I cum on her face/give her a facial but it's because I pulled out and never know how far, or how much, cum will travel ;)
 
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Probably the only time I cum on my wife's face and she likes it! We did a "facial" twice on purpose over the last almost 19 years. First time was because we watched enough porn after like a year or two early in our relationship and we both said "fuck it, let's try it!" And she didn't really like it, and I didn't either. Just not very cool. And I really don't like facials in porn, it's really very boring. It's forced and it's the "well, it's time!" moment. I like when the dude and her are going at it and he pulls out cuz he just has to cum so bad and she's all hot and into him fucking her, and then he explodes all over her, and it's not so invasive or forced (especially those ones where the guy is jerking off for a loooooonnnngggg time and it's boring).

this is how I cum. She wants it that way. We LOVE when we cum together and I get to finish in her. But then I'm "falling" out of her for up to two days, I cum a LOT sometimes and it will make a surprise exit when she least expects, or wants, it. So cumming in her is a rarity, maybe a few times a year at best, and when we're both in town, we fuck every single day no exceptions.

I also pull out because I need to work to make sure I'm getting off as much as I need to. If all the cum doesn't come out it irritates me later and sometimes can be painful (like peeing after sex but waiting a little bit and then you're shooting a massive, dense ball of thick cum out with your pee, that hurts like my whole urinary tract for sometimes hours afterwards, not fun!). Plus, I quit moving when I'm cumming in her and I don't feel like I finish completely, it's too much sensitivity on my head and becomes really uncomfortable to keep moving. when I pull out to cum I can stroke perfectly and prolong my orgasm for well beyond 30 seconds, sometimes I'm pulsing and cum is coming out for up to a minute. My wife loves how hard I cum and how long my orgasm lasts, and wants to make sure I'm getting off as hard as I possibly can, every time we fuck or I masturbate (yes, she wants me to cum hard all the time!). So, inadvertently, I cum on her face/give her a facial but it's because I pulled out and never know how far, or how much, cum will travel ;)

By letting the baby batter naturally shoot into the vagina, you don't have to worry about how far it may travel. That used to be how it was generally done, not all that long ago, when naturally-large families was just the most common thing.
 

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I was generally agreeing that the place for cum is defiantly to be pumped inside the vagina.

So then are you into encouraging people to have large families?

Well that would seem to be why the penis and the vagina fit together so well, and why sexual intercourse is so pleasurable, and why there is that instinctive urge to go in deep as the baby batter starts erupting.

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By letting the baby batter naturally shoot into the vagina, you don't have to worry about how far it may travel. That used to be how it was generally done, not all that long ago, when naturally-large families was just the most common thing.

It's not about what I want, necessarily, it's about what my wife wants and doesn't want. SHE is the one that prefers that I DO NOT cum in her vagina. I'd do it all the time if possible, but she's the one with my cum falling out of her for over a day, at the grocery store, at work, in the car, etc. Not me. That doesn't happen to me, see.

And your use of "baby batter" is pretty revolting. What do you make with baby batter, kid cake?
 
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It's not about what I want, necessarily, it's about what my wife wants and doesn't want. SHE is the one that prefers that I DO NOT cum in her vagina. I'd do it all the time if possible, but she's the one with my cum falling out of her for over a day, at the grocery store, at work, in the car, etc. Not me. That doesn't happen to me, see.

And your use of "baby batter" is pretty revolting. What do you make with baby batter, kid cake?

Would your prefer that I call it some boring medical term, such as semen? (Or "sea men" according to some ridiculous joke I heard somewhere.) Too many people seem to forget these days, that its purpose is for making babies.

You are taking it too literally. "Baby batter" is something you make babies with. It has nothing to do with "cake", well unless you are planning the child's birthday celebrations already?

Over a day? Really? Who even has that problem long after the event? Don't most women wear tampons to help control certain normal discharges?
 

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It's not about what I want, necessarily, it's about what my wife wants and doesn't want. SHE is the one that prefers that I DO NOT cum in her vagina. I'd do it all the time if possible, but she's the one with my cum falling out of her for over a day, at the grocery store, at work, in the car, etc. Not me. That doesn't happen to me, see.

And your use of "baby batter" is pretty revolting. What do you make with baby batter, kid cake?

Would your prefer that I call it some boring medical term, such as semen? (Or "sea men" according to some ridiculous joke I heard somewhere.) Too many people seem to forget these days, that its purpose is for making babies.

You are taking it too literally. "Baby batter" is something you make babies with. It has nothing to do with "cake", well unless you are planning the child's birthday celebrations already?

Over a day? Really? Who even has that problem long after the event? Don't most women wear tampons to help control certain normal discharges?
 

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Would your prefer that I call it some boring medical term, such as semen? (Or "sea men" according to some ridiculous joke I heard somewhere.) Too many people seem to forget these days, that its purpose is for making babies.

You are taking it too literally. "Baby batter" is something you make babies with. It has nothing to do with "cake", well unless you are planning the child's birthday celebrations already?

Over a day? Really? Who even has that problem long after the event? Don't most women wear tampons to help control certain normal discharges?

Wow talk about being respectful of a woman's wishes and desires! I see you are a champ in that regard, nice work. Maybe you don't produce a lot of semen and your female partner doesn't experience this. Thanks for being so nice about my wife once again

and, you're a dick for your comment
 

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Wow talk about being respectful of a woman's wishes and desires! I see you are a champ in that regard, nice work. Maybe you don't produce a lot of semen and your female partner doesn't experience this. Thanks for being so nice about my wife once again

and, you're a dick for your comment

What does a lot of semen have to do with anything? Semen should still spurt freely into the vagina. It is literally a baby hole after all. I imagine that some people use a towel underneath of them in the bed. Towels are easy to wash.

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What does a lot of semen have to do with anything? Semen should still spurt freely into the vagina. It is literally a baby hole after all. I imagine that some people use a towel underneath of them in the bed. Towels are easy to wash.

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Can you read English? Do you think my wife is laying down for over a day on the bed??? And, you know, a vagina is just a "baby hole" god talk about chauvinism at it's finest...
 

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Some girls like facials and even ask for them. I'm happy to oblige. I usually produce a ton of cum, so I've had some who hated the amount, some who loved the amount, and some who loved it on their face occasionally.

Otherwise I try not to get them in the face or hair.
 

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Do you honestly think a woman wants that shit on her face? In her hair? I don't. Women do a lot to please a man. I cum ropes dude, and it would be ugly. I would make an excuse ans shoot somewhere else. On the face is defiling. Not my thing.
It isn't defiling if the receiver (man or woman) wants it that way. I have been with women who didn't want a "facial" and with those who loved it, and varying levels of (dis)interest in between. One of my most memorable orgasms was pulling out to shoot on her belly, and 90% landed in ropes on her face, neck and breasts. Epic. Years later while chatting as friends she brought this up, saying it was endlessly flattering that she had that effect on me, and loved how great my hot cum felt all over her.
 

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Ive done it on request before but wouldn't otherwise. It feels too good inside to pull out anyway. Each to their own I suppose. Then again with bjs and wanks there's obviously potential for it to go anywhere so its up to her to get out of the way lol.