What the hell is wrong with people? Shoppers scramble for Boots' anti-ageing cream - Yahoo! News UK Still, at least they're not shooting or stabbing each other, yet.
Yet. Shopping stampedes freak me out but at least I can see the motivation for this one. No so with the Cabbage Patch or the Tickle Me Elmo dolls.
Well yes, but it's not like the cream won't be available for years to come or that if folks don't have it by noon they'll turn into wrinkled crones by sundown!
They are sheeple. Sheeple prefer to be stupid in huge flocks. Sheeple always do as they are told. Sheeple stampede if that's what the advertisers tell them to do. That's, um, pretty much the definition of sheeple.