Short descriptions of horniness:

Discussion in 'Sex With a Large Penis' started by Love-it, Jun 19, 2006.

  1. Love-it

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    A friend used to say that he was so horny that he would "...fuck a pile of rocks if I saw a snake crawl into it."
     
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    fuck me drunk,
    fuck me dead
    eh, fuck me:rolleyes:
    -bec
     
  3. mindstar

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    toeier than a roman sandle

    :rolleyes:
     
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    I'm so horny the crack of dawn ain't safe!
     
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    I've been so horny I couldn't think clearly......

    I've also felt so horny (not while with a hook-up wither) htat it felt like my nuts were humming... just incredibly distracting.
     
  6. dong20

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    Hornier than a three balled tomcat..or a dog with two dicks..:rolleyes:
     
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    Pecker Retired Moderator
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    ...hornier than Richard Simmons in a male lockerroom.
     
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    I like this! - You've made my day!
     
  9. D_Lawsonne Lackingnuts

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    My friend always says, "I'm so horny I could howl at the moon"
     
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