Shortest Joke

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  1. jakeatolla

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    I think this may have been posted before, but I can't remember.
    So here goes.

    This years shortest joke :

    A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide.

    The librarian says; "Fuck off, you won't bring it back"
     
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    lol loved it, appeals to my warped sence of humour, drew
     
  3. dannymawg

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    Would this be a contender for shortest joke?...

    Three guys walk into a bar
    Fourth guy ducks

    :biggrin1:
     
  4. Pecker

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    Masochist: Hurt me.

    Sadist: No.
     
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    Shortest joke? It's between your legs ;)
     
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    Ummm, no. No its not.:cool:
     
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