Should I go to the doctor? MY Penis fell off...!!!

Discussion in 'The Healthy Penis' started by jeff black, Jan 26, 2007.

  1. jeff black

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    No, it didn't.

    I just wanted to show my amusement about some of the threads in the last few months.

    People ask questions about their dicks saying things like:

    " I've got this weird lump on my cockhead"

    " My dick hurts when I cum and there is a bit of blood"

    " I got kicked at soccer practice and my testicle has disappeared"

    I'm not making light of the people who get sick...I get that it isn't Funny funny. I just find a bit of amusement in that the MOST important part of a guy's body (in the mind of men) has something out-of-the-ordinary happening, and they THINK TWICE about taking care of it.

    If I get a cut, or bump, or growth, or green shit spewing from my cock, you can bet I am not wasting my time making a thread about it. I'd just write one when I got back, telling everyone all the gross things that happened.:biggrin1:
     
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    Rub some dirt on it and get back in there!
     
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    Great Thread here. I would concur with the first message. One needs to take care of the most important organ in their body, which is the Brain. The next most vital organ for the average, below average and also the above average male is the penis. As is so correctly pointed out, visit the Doctor. Put your own fears in place and obtain the advice, counsel and treatment, if needed from a Doctor. Once that is complete, tell us about the situation.

    Again, great topic.
     
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    My dick gets hard for no reason. Am I normal?

    Oh, I'm like 21.
     
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    Don't go to the doctor!!! Better to ask for strangers' advice on the internet.
     
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    My cock curves to the left. Should I fuck only around corners ?
     
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    THIS is the most perfectly sound advice that I've heard in the longest time. I'm glad I have such a sensible friend as you. :biggrin1:
     
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    Quit being a weenie, Jeff. A real man would dust it off, and sew it back on -- without anesthesia.
     
  10. mindseye

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    Ah, but Canada has universal health care, Jeff. If you've got no health insurance, a trip to the doctor can be particularly expensive -- especially if you're a young person just getting started.

    I can understand why some people might want to ask around for free advice before seeing a doctor in hopes of finding a way to successfully self-treat their condition. (And I urge Americans to support politicans who want to improve access to health care instead of protecting the profits of the big pharmaceutical and insurance industries.)
     
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    Sensible answers to humorous threads is the first sign of madness, I think you should go to the Doctors :smile:
     
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    QUICK get the crazy glue
     
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    Sensible answers is the first sign? What's the second? Right-justified text?


     
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    I can't
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    My gf makes the best lasagna in the world (my favorite food) but I think she's been putting arsenic in it. She had me sign a $million life insurance policy this morning at the hospital.

    Should I let her know what I suspect or should I just keep eating the lasagna?

    I don't want to hurt her feelings.
     
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    Wouldn't a real man use a staple gun--after all what self respecting man would want to be caught using a needle and thread?
     
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    Yeah, I'm no doctor, but if your penis fell off, you might want to see somebody about that. And quick!:biggrin::tongue: And make sure not to lose it. They may be able to put it back on for you!!:rolleyes::biggrin:
     
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    duct tape
     
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    Well we know Rambo would sew his back on and then it would be better than before.
     
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    You know, I didn't even think of that, Mindseye. Good old Canada.:biggrin1:

    Having said that, I still would hope that people would prefer the medical advice of a doctor as apposed to cyber-folk. You make a very valid point though.

    BTW, John.... I sewed it on, upside down. Now I pee up and I jerk off backwards.:rolleyes:
     
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