Wouldn't a real man use a staple gun--after all what self respecting man would want to be caught using a needle and thread?
No, a REAL man would just grow a new one, and it would be Bigger and more powerful...and shooot lightning bolts.:tongue:
Wouldn't a real man use a staple gun--after all what self respecting man would want to be caught using a needle and thread?
My gf makes the best lasagna in the world (my favorite food) but I think she's been putting arsenic in it. She had me sign a $million life insurance policy this morning at the hospital.
Should I let her know what I suspect or should I just keep eating the lasagna?
I don't want to hurt her feelings.
Sensible answers is the first sign? What's the second? Right-justified text?
Wouldn't a real man use a staple gun--after all what self respecting man would want to be caught using a needle and thread?
Thnaks for the idea, O. usually when mine falls off, I sew it back on, but I may consider a staple or glue gun next time.
Wouldn't a real man use a staple gun--after all what self respecting man would want to be caught using a needle and thread?
Jeff, if the stitches don't hold and you can't stitch it on again, may I keep it and add it to my collection.
Yours,
Jordan Dahmer.
My cock curves to the left. Should I fuck only around corners ?
People ask questions about their dicks saying things like:
" I've got this weird lump on my cockhead"
" My dick hurts when I cum and there is a bit of blood"
" I got kicked at soccer practice and my testicle has disappeared"
I'm not making light of the people who get sick...I get that it isn't Funny funny. I just find a bit of amusement in that the MOST important part of a guy's body (in the mind of men) has something out-of-the-ordinary happening, and they THINK TWICE about taking care of it.
If I get a cut, or bump, or growth, or green shit spewing from my cock, you can bet I am not wasting my time making a thread about it. I'd just write one when I got back, telling everyone all the gross things that happened.:biggrin1: