Should I go to the doctor? MY Penis fell off...!!!

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My gf makes the best lasagna in the world (my favorite food) but I think she's been putting arsenic in it. She had me sign a $million life insurance policy this morning at the hospital.

Should I let her know what I suspect or should I just keep eating the lasagna?

I don't want to hurt her feelings.

You have missed the point, is she good in bed?
 

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use a nail gun, Paslode 16 gauge pneumatic, that should put back in place, I wouldn't recommend a glue gun, takes too long for the glue to heat up and can be messy, I think a nail gun would do the trick.



Thnaks for the idea, O. usually when mine falls off, I sew it back on, but I may consider a staple or glue gun next time.
 

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Wouldn't a real man use a staple gun--after all what self respecting man would want to be caught using a needle and thread?

IMO the ones called surgeons would.

Being skilled at sewing would be very desirable for them and the patient. :wink:
 

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Jeff, if the stitches don't hold and you can't stitch it on again, may I keep it and add it to my collection.

Yours,

Jordan Dahmer.
 
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LOST PENIS: It fell off this morning when my Doctor made me cough. It's over 6 . . . er, 9 inches. Yeah, that's it. Maybe 12. 6, no, 8 inches thick. Uncut. Anybody seen it hanging around here?

Also, looking for a penis transplant donor just in case.:biggrin1:
 

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People ask questions about their dicks saying things like:

" I've got this weird lump on my cockhead"

" My dick hurts when I cum and there is a bit of blood"

" I got kicked at soccer practice and my testicle has disappeared"

I'm not making light of the people who get sick...I get that it isn't Funny funny. I just find a bit of amusement in that the MOST important part of a guy's body (in the mind of men) has something out-of-the-ordinary happening, and they THINK TWICE about taking care of it.

If I get a cut, or bump, or growth, or green shit spewing from my cock, you can bet I am not wasting my time making a thread about it. I'd just write one when I got back, telling everyone all the gross things that happened.:biggrin1:

Yes, but quite often people come on line who's just discovered their Pearly Penile Papules (papillae coronis) or their frenulum or their raphe or the like, and wonder if they're normal. We can save them a lot of worry and cost.

The other day I found a new mole among my pubes. I G**gled "melanoma" and found from pictures on a reliable-looking site that it was borderline*, so I'm going to the doctor next week.

*not quite round, not quite regular, a bit blackish in one place, and bigger than your average mole. I checked with more than one site: one site said 5mm was the biggest normal size, one said 10mm.