Should I Let My Wife Measure Me?

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Long time reader, first time poster.
My wife and I have been successfully losing weight this year, so she wants to take our measurements (chest, waist, etc.) to see how those numbers change in addition to how our total weight changes. Given how much of a turn on the topic of penis size is to me, I think I want to have her measure my dick while she's measuring everything else. I'm pretty sure it would be an amazing turn-on.
My concern is that she'll actually have a concrete number as to how big I am then. I'm very much in the average portion of the bell curve, at about 6 inches. Now, we've been married for two years, but together for eight. The only thing she's ever said about my size is when she comments about how big I am when I'm hard. Obviously, I know I'm not huge, but I think it's a pretty standard thing women say to their lovers.
I do know she has been with two guys in the past. One was smaller, but the other was apparently a decent amount bigger. Judging by things she said when she was drunk while we were first dating, I'd guess he was about eight inches.
Like most women though, I don't think she's great at estimating. On the rare occasions I've heard her talk to her girlfriends about sex, she has spoken pretty highly about my size. Now, I don't know if that's her talking me up with our muual friends, or if she really believes I'm big.
So my concern is that she might be thinking in her head that I'm 7 or 8 inches, but if I let her measure me with a ruler, she'll find out I'm only 6. Since I know I'll find the actual measuring to be a huge turn-on, should I ask her to do it, or am I kind of opening Pandora's Box if I do? I would love to hear some opinions, thank you.
 
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Given that every story has two sides...

If it feels awkward and you want to dodge the bullet so to speak, offer up to her that you will let her measure your reproductive pieces if she would allow you to measure hers (insert dildo until eyes pop out and draw a line).

Me I would go with it, I don't have nothing to hide and anytime someone is playing with my cock its a good thing. But then again I am a kinky bastard.
 
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Not sure why a thread from 2011's corpse was reanimated instead of just starting a new one, but I totally have a getting-measuring fetish. My wife made mention of doing it a number of times before following through, but once the first time was out of the way, she started getting a kick out of it, too.

Not terribly long after that first time, I was just minding my own business, and she yelled from another room across the house, "How wide is your dick?!?" Turned out she'd seen some number quoted as average in a Cosmo column or something. I told her to get me hard, grab a ruler, and find out for herself. She did.

We actually started keepIng a measuring tape in our "toy" drawer somewhere along the way. She recently took it out for I guess a few weeks to measure some clothes she was selling online, but made it a point to tell me the other day that she'd returned it to the drawer and was ready to use it on me again. :D
 
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It would be a massive turn on. But I believe you shouldn't let women measure you, then they will always overestimate and be impressed. You don't want her to feel her judgement was wrong.
 

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The only thing she's ever said about my size is when she comments about how big I am when I'm hard. <SNIP> On the rare occasions I've heard her talk to her girlfriends about sex, she has spoken pretty highly about my size.

So my concern is that she might be thinking in her head that I'm 7 or 8 inches, but if I let her measure me with a ruler, she'll find out I'm only 6.

This is going to be a bit rambling.

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If she is bragging to her friends about you being big, she thinks you are big.

That means you are big to her.

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On another site I visit, I hear guys saying their partners add 1 to 2 inches to their actual size.

One possible reason for this is:

- Penis size studies measure with the ruler ON TOP of the penis, from the base (at pubic bone) to the tip.

- Women guesstimate from many different angles, not just the top. Visible penis from the side, visible penis from the bottom. My "visible penis from the side" measurement is between a 1/2 and 3/4 of an inch longer than my top measurement.

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The other thing, while you say you are 6" long, you did not talk about your girth? Perhaps your girth is responsible for part of your perception that you are big?

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Bottom line, it is up to you whether to let her measure you or not. I kind of think If I were you, I would not. King969 is right.
 

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It would be a massive turn on. But I believe you shouldn't let women measure you, then they will always overestimate and be impressed. You don't want her to feel her judgement was wrong.
Never let women know they are wrong. Which is quite often....



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Doesn't sound like it would be a turn on if you are so worried about it. And I have been measured, it was not hot.

On my list of Things To Do When Hard, having my penis measured is low. Above that are:

Hang towels
Poke people in the back
Hit someone with it
Turn light switches on/off (somehow...)
 
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I do not think being measured by anyone is a big deal as long as you have told the truth about it when asked. Now if you told her that you were 7 or 8 when she asked I suppose you are getting ready to look silly. That is the problem with not telling the truth to someone. Eventually it all comes out and then you get to deal with the new problem as well as the old one. In this case you are going to look insecure and it is all because you told a lie so you would not feel insecure. I think it is not a big deal at all. I would just go with what ever happens. You could both get a laugh out of it. I know I have let girls measure me and their response was that a lot of guys lie. In fact I have been told no matter what the ruler says I am still bigger than most of the men they have been with. It does not matter, in either case I would not be losing any face.
 

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my wife asked to measure me when she saw some porn back in the 80's. this was due to VHS tapes and easy availibility. I had also done some PE while she was pregnant, and she noticed the increase and liked it. not that she was a size queen. she always said I had a big cock, but she did get very curious about size, even brought tapes home for me to see. I said okay to measuring and she told me all her gf's were measuring their guys, to see who's guy was biggest. guess who won?? Me.

a few yrs later, shortly after we changed cities, same thing. she measured me again. this time comparing me to her new circle of gf's and their SO's size, but also some size statistics and charts. much like you can find on the internet today. anyway, she came home a little tipsy, woke me with a BJ and told me I had won again, and that I was a rare man. only 4 out of 100 are my bigger than me.
 

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Thanks for all the replies. Since we are also measuring arms, chest, etc., we're definitely using a tape measure. As for the poster who asked about my girth, it is 5.25. Not sure if that would lead to anyone feeling like I am larger or not.
I'm really torn about this still. We've been busy the last few days, so we haven't talked about any measuring at all. I'll let you know what happens when we get around to it. I understand the potential risks of her realizing she has overestimated my number, but I have never quoted her a size before. So for the poster who asked about me getting caught in a lie, that's not an issue. The other side of the coin though, is that penis size and measuring is quite possibly my biggest fetish, which is why I started reading this site three years ago in the first place, and why I come back frequently.
 

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This thread is just too funny. As long as you know you're own size and are fine with her knowing the truth, that you are smaller than she thought, then what's the problem? When my gf at the time measured me, I was sure I was at least 5". She measured 4.8". I insisted she try twice more, but each time - the same result. It was actually a little traumatic for me, but now... I love it and live with it!
 

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My wife actually measured me for the first time the other day, and like the OP it was because I'm losing weight and wanted to see if anything changed down there. It was a pretty big turn-on, especially her reaction afterwards when we plugged the numbers in to visualizer.com. I think it's a fun thing to do and it certainly can't hurt to have her know the real number, can it? The truth will set you free!

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I say for for it dude, for ever pound i believe u lose, u gain half an inch or an inch in length! Be proud of what uve got!

That's odd; I lost 70 pounds and didn't gain 35 to 70 inches. I feel short-changed.
 

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My wife actually measured me for the first time the other day, and like the OP it was because I'm losing weight and wanted to see if anything changed down there. It was a pretty big turn-on, especially her reaction afterwards when we plugged the numbers in to visualizer.com. I think it's a fun thing to do and it certainly can't hurt to have her know the real number, can it? The truth will set you free!

you can't throw that out there and not quote the actual number... My wife checked me once, she seemed to like what she found, though I think she shortchanged me a bit :(
 

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Wife, yes. Random girl, no. What would be the worst thing that could happen if she did measure you? I'd let my wife do it.