Should I trust this freak, red flags are going off here!

Discussion in 'Relationships, Discrimination, and Jealousy' started by D_Fluoridia Bidet, Nov 2, 2007.

  1. D_Fluoridia Bidet

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    Basically I posted a craigslist ad for a workout buddy to join me at 24hr Fitness. Well this jackass responded to my ad which has nothing to do with working out. I am sure I cannot trust him especially a craigslist junkie.

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    I'm a 25yr old very attractive male offering FREE MASSAGE. I have dark hair, hazel eyes, tan skin and a great smile. I'm Italian/American. My body is slender like a swimmers build, and smooth.

    I provide a very relaxing sensual full body in the privacy of My home, just outside of the Galleria (**This is Houston it's called the Galleria area***). I provide linens, music, candles, a glass of wine and moisturizing oils to help you completely relax and feel revived.

    During the massage you will enjoy the soothing sensual touch that your body deserves and is craving. I take pride in helping you fully relax and take your mind to a state of ecstasy.

    I set the room to a warm temperature and have it candlelit for a tranquil environment, I also have peaceful music playing, so it's very calm and comfortable. I will offer you a glass of wine to help loosen up and alleviate any nerves. I would then have you briefly take a very hot shower to loosen up all of your muscles, while I get the bed set up with sheets and get the oil ready. (WHY WOULD I GET DRUNK AND TAKE A SHOWER AT YO PLACE? YEAH AS SOON AS I am CALM I GET MAN HANDLED BY THIS FREAK ON HIS BED?!)

    Once you have taken your quick hot shower, I would then have you lay face down on the bed and I always begin with the neck, shoulders and back. I then work your entire body over for at least 30-40 minutes, and then have you turn over and work your entire front from head to toe. Usually lasts about 90 minutes or so.

    To set an appt today, please let me know your body type and contact number, as well as the exact time you would like to treat yourself this Today?


    MY email RESPONSE>>> What does this have to do with me going to the gym? I don't need a massage you weirdo I need to drop 15lbs. Unless you can massage those pounds I doubt it. And why would I go to your house do you really think a sensible woman will actually go and take a shower at your place better yet drink wine to get her intoxicated? What you want her to be on the 6:00pm news yet another rape or murder? I don't think so. Take a hike and pull this one some naive girl, I pray she doesn't get involved with you. Sorry I can't trust anyone now these days so yeah if you are nice then that's too bad. CYA


    Im waiting to see what he says? Hey come on yeah I may be young but I am not that stupid unless I am just way to concerned and over protective of myself?!
     
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    stay away from him/her.... BE SAFE ALWAYS..
     
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    Of course it's dodgy, you knew that without even having to ask.
     
  4. D_Fluoridia Bidet

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    It sounds too good to be true I wish people were this trusting I could use a massage but what a bastard!
     
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    pay for a PROFESSIONAL massage with a licensed therapist
     
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    Don't bother with massages, they're a waste of valuable sex time :)
     
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    yes - what she said

    he probly sent this message out to hundreds of guys and gals
    an obvious scam of some kind
    I doubt he will reply to your response ...
     
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    I'll third that.
     
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    I wouldn't trust him either.
    Makes me want a massage though!
     
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    I'd be sad to hear you as the next news story of someone dying from Craigslist. Please don't.
     
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    He sounds to me like he's tryin' to get laid.
     
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    He was very polite and candid about what he wanted. I didn't find his requests to be weird.

    What I do find strange is that you think he will respond to the harsh reply you gave him. I would have accepted or declined as politely as he did.
     
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    He was polite, candid and impersonal, he was touting for business despite his assurance that it was free, he probably sends that message out a hundred times a day.
     
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    If you feel you must ask, the answer is usually yes.
     
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    Doubt Means Don't!!! ~ Oprah Winfrey

    Stay off Craig's List unless you want to end up dead in a ditch.
    Run don't walk to the nearest bookstore and buy this book, The Gift of Fear. If you don't have time to sit and read, get the book on tape. But you NEED to read and absorb the information in this book.

    Do not meet up with this fool! Anybody who offers you a massage on CL is looking for sex. It's a code word. massage=sex

     
  16. D_Fluoridia Bidet

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    me thinks i should write something on aff.net
     
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    If you are following any thread from Crissy Snow then I recommend you read or re-read "The Boy Who Cried Wolf"...or in this case..."The Girl Who Cried Wolf"
     
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    Enough! :mad::mad: Are you mentally retarded or just stupid?!?!? :confused::eek:
    • You claim to be a 20 year old virgin who writes vampire erotica.
    • You asked a complete stranger to show you his penis in the supermarket because you claim never to have seen a penis in person before.
    • You worry that you aren't a good enough cook or housekeeper to keep a boyfriend or husband from cheating on you . . .
    • Now you want an exercise partner; and are putting ads on craigslist.com and adultfriendfinder.net? WTF?!?!?!
    • Are you a sociopath who thrives on the attention and getting people to feel bad for you?
    • Are you schizophrenic and off your meds?
    • Perhaps you suffer from some bizarre form of Cyber-Munchausen's Syndrome.
    • Were you raised by wolves? :rolleyes: You are like a modern day Nell.
    • How is it possible you have been on the planet for 2 decades and yet have no idea what is acceptable socially? :confused::eek::mad:
    This is not normal behavior by any stretch of the imagination. These are the behaviors of a mentally unbalanced person.
     
  19. SpoiledPrincess

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    What NJ said.

    Make some attempt to grow up.
     
  20. DaveyR

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    Well said sister. You tell it like it is :notworthy::notworthy:
     
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