Show-ers, have you been suspected/accused of being turned on when you're not?

[trackjock13]

fuck dude that's soo hot

thanks xaxa123123 I have been paid to model underwear showing a hardon in person. Was a blast..

 

[HOU_HEADHUNTER]

One of my best friends took a summer job as a lifeguard and was issued a standard pair of lifeguard swim trunks that happened to be mid thigh and kind of tight. My friend was really nervous about the trunks because he thought they would reveal too much. I must admit he is a hung guy but he's on the shy side and don't really like the attention. He's made complaints in the past about people deliberately looking at his crotch when he's talking with them or he'd notice people in a distance staring. His new lifeguard job was going well until a few parents complained about his bulge and how inappropriate it was to have him around children. The people in charge called him in and explained that they had some complaints about his anatomy in the issued swim trunks and they felt that the best solution would be for him to wear a long t-shirt or they would give him permission to supply his own red swim trunks at their expense. My friend didn't want to wear a t-shirt so he opted to get his own trunks. He decided that a pair of loose fitting board shorts with compression underwear under them was his best option. Funny to even think that guys are being complained about for being too well endowed but it's also funny because not all well endowed want to be so well endowed as my friend really does have an issue with his penis being so large that others notice it.

 

[prepstudinsc]

yes, I was at a party with a bunch of friends and had on a pair of tighter fitting jeans. One of my friends remarked to me that his now ex-wife made a comment that I must have been hard, but I told him it was just me soft. He just started laughing.

 

[jumbo747jet]

A masseur once mistook my soft dick, resting up on my stomach after having turned over on my back, for an erection. He didn't say anything but just stopped the massage. When I asked if anything was wrong, he said he wanted to give me time to "calm down".
After I adjusted myself he realized his mistake and carried on massaging me. I couldn't have been more calm without being unconscious but his comment made things awkward

 

[Jake1973]

One of my best friends took a summer job as a lifeguard and was issued a standard pair of lifeguard swim trunks that happened to be mid thigh and kind of tight. My friend was really nervous about the trunks because he thought they would reveal too much. I must admit he is a hung guy but he's on the shy side and don't really like the attention. He's made complaints in the past about people deliberately looking at his crotch when he's talking with them or he'd notice people in a distance staring. His new lifeguard job was going well until a few parents complained about his bulge and how inappropriate it was to have him around children. The people in charge called him in and explained that they had some complaints about his anatomy in the issued swim trunks and they felt that the best solution would be for him to wear a long t-shirt or they would give him permission to supply his own red swim trunks at their expense. My friend didn't want to wear a t-shirt so he opted to get his own trunks. He decided that a pair of loose fitting board shorts with compression underwear under them was his best option. Funny to even think that guys are being complained about for being too well endowed but it's also funny because not all well endowed want to be so well endowed as my friend really does have an issue with his penis being so large that others notice it.

The reason I started this thread was because I'm writing a fiction piece which includes a guy who is really self-conscious about being so big. This is the kind of thing he's afraid of.

 

[surfnwoody]

I'm normally a grower. But after jacking morning wood, I usually have a nice semi all day. When I was young (18) friend stopped by. After a while he commented on the bulging tent in my cotton gym shorts. Asked if I was getting excited and could use a little help?..... Threw me, wasn't expecting the comment from him.
I didn't take him up on his offer, now wish I did. Buds later said he gave awesome blow jobs.

 

[1269575]

Mine is not as big soft as some of the showers on this site, but still enough to always have the feeling of needing to cover up the area with wearing longer shirts etc. to not get embarrassed or give the impression I’m turned on when I’m not. Had this for as long as I remember. Always hated it when needed to tuck my shirts in my jeans!

 

[Mr Ed in Mass]

All my uniform pants were in the cleaners, so I had to wear an older pair that were slightly tighter. A female co worker started yelling about how I had a hard on,told her that I didn't ,I never wore those pants again.

 

[1061993]

A masseur once mistook my soft dick, resting up on my stomach after having turned over on my back, for an erection. He didn't say anything but just stopped the massage. When I asked if anything was wrong, he said he wanted to give me time to "calm down".
After I adjusted myself he realized his mistake and carried on massaging me. I couldn't have been more calm without being unconscious but his comment made things awkward

I find this quite amusing

 

[ohiorod]

I have been accused or questioned about my plumpness several times in the past, especially when I was younger. I’ve always displayed a large bulge and some slacks have seemed to over emphasize the exact outline of my dick. It used to embarrass me, but if and when it happens now, I generally just say that I am not erect, I’m just happy to see that person. That usually gets a laugh.

When I am nude, the plumpness is still there , but it also evident that I am in a flaccid relaxed state. Once in awhile, if for some reason there is a dick conversation occurring and someone accuses me of having a semi, I revert back to humor and say that my Dick is in a “good mood” that day. I really don’t want to be engaged in conversations about my dick, so I think my discomfort or uneasiness is usually manifested by humor or deprecation to shift the topic. Now, if I am having a one on one conversation in a private place with a close friend or a partner, that discomfort disappears.

I believe a lot of my discomfort is attributed to my younger years when a lot of attention, pointing and snide comments were occurring in school locker rooms etc.

 

[916416]

I wish I had this problem you guys have lol. I have to have a semi just to show well.

 

[1061993]

I wish I had this problem you guys have lol. I have to have a semi just to show well.

Same here. Would like that extra bit of visibility when flaccid

 

[916416]

Same here. Would like that extra bit of visibility when flaccid

Growers can never show-off without first prepping lol. Sometimes I'll wear a ring for a short time just to print well.

 

[1061993]

Growers can never show-off without first prepping lol. Sometimes I'll wear a ring for a short time just to print well.

I haven't actually ever thought of wearing one. I've tried one on before, but you obviously have to be flaccid in order to get it on. I struggle with that part, lol. And too nervous about hurting the boys in the process

 

[916416]

I haven't actually ever thought of wearing one. I've tried one on before, but you obviously have to be flaccid in order to get it on. I struggle with that part, lol. And too nervous about hurting the boys in the process

I use an easily adjustable ring and only wear it for short breaks

 

[1061993]

I use an easily adjustable ring and only wear it for short breaks

May be worth the investment

 

[916416]

May be worth the investment

It makes a real difference and it makes my orgasms feel even better

 

[916416]

May be worth the investment

Also it doesn't hurt to see my cock even thicker than it is.

 

[1061993]

Also it doesn't hurt to see my cock even thicker than it is.

There's also that element, yes

 

[goander]

Yes, accused of having an erection because of my bulge.