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OK, walked into the men's restroom yesterday and there's a coworker standing in front of the urinal with both hands on his hips taking care of business.

I'm thinking "How the hell can you pee with no hands?"

Seriously, do any of you guys do it? I tried, but I pee all over the place. First I'm not cut, so I have to hold the hood back, but even then it's usually swinging all over the place so I have to have some control.

Can some guys do this and others can't? Can one learn how to do this? What's the secret to peeing with no hands? (OK Ladies, don't smart off here)
 

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Penis size might affect too. So it's really up to each person to see if it works for them or not.

Guys with short dicks and big balls should have no trouble, they just point straight out anyway. I enjoy pulling out my balls over my briefs to give support and hold up my big hanger and piss with no hands. It is very relaxing. Sometimes I even end up getting semi erect by the time im finished.

Mike:biggrin1::biggrin1:
 
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I do it frequently. Stand still and let go. Now, depending on the urinal, some you cant dot it with, but the ones that have a decent jut out at the bottom work just fine, so it can point down and go. Also, my balls are large so I get some upward aim from that too.
 
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Some of it's the "angle of the dangle", as they say. Many guys naturally hang soft at about 45 degrees. Foreskin comes into it a little, though I have plenty of friends in the UK for whom their relatively tight nozzle actually helps with aim. One of my favorite memories/images is of a British guy I was out drinking with at UBC in Vancouver who used the urinal next to me and had to stand an extra half foot back because his uncut schlong was so f---ing long that it would have been in the porcelain. And no, he used no hands. Long skin.

I see quite a few guys with hands on their hips or at their sides in the airport restrooms. Some are even on their cell phones, the idiots.

Orthodox Jews are prohibited from touching their own penises until marriage, so they have to pee with no hands (and in their case, it probably does help not to have a foreskin). They are also prohibited from using a phone while using the bathroom, a rather more recent rabbinic declaration.

Muslims are prohibited from touching their penis with the right hand [clean hand] when urinating, because the Prophet Mohammed said: “When any one of you urinates, he should not hold his penis in his right hand or clean it with his right hand; and (when drinking), he should not breathe into the vessel.” (al-Bukhaari, 150). So if they've got the Nokia in the left (which they shouldn't -- it's the "dirty" hand) , that leaves few options...

And I've noticed many of the guys who use no hands at the urinal are older (50+) and/or rural types, like with cowboy hats. Just assumed the younger, suited guys doing it had a religious basis. Dunno.
 

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I'm cut, and can do it just fine. I usually don't though, as I don't really like the splashback so I point the stream towards the porcelain.
 
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I can do it. I remember telling a girlfriend this and she thought it was impossible.

I think it depends on your hang and how powerfully you try to piss. Or maybe just gravity or something.

Having said that, I always hold it at urinals. I piss handsfree at home daily though, always in the morning, helps me wake up.
 
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When I used to work construction, I walked into the restroom where there was a line of urinals, no dividers and a guy in the middle one, reading a magazine while he let it hang out pissing. I said, geez how long have you been here?
 

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I was just at the airport yesterday and saw a guy standing at the urinal with his hands on his hips. He was standing back a bit as well, but I was at the sink and didn't get a very good look. He seemed to be enjoying the stance and seemed very confident.

I been at a urinal next to my boss on several occasions and he'll do this - sometimes it's only one hand on the hip, though. Yes, I've peeked and he's pretty big soft, so I'm guessing he's got about a 9 incher. Certainly bigger than me. Doubt I'd ever get a chance to see it hard though.