Show Your Id

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  1. hypoc8

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    President Obama walks into the Bank of America on Martha's Vineyard to cash a check. As he approaches the cashier he says "Good morning Ma'am, could you please cash this check for me"?

    Cashier: "It would be my pleasure sir. Could you please show me your ID"?

    Obama: "Truthfully, I did not bring my ID with me as I didn't think there was any need to. I am President Barrack Obama, the president of the United States of America !!!!"

    Cashier: "Yes sir, I know who you are, but with all the regulations, monitoring, of the banks because of impostors and forgers, etc I must insist on seeing ID"

    Obama: "Just ask anyone here at the bank who I am and they will tell you. Everybody knows who I am"

    Cashier: "I am sorry Mr. President but these are the bank rules and I must follow them."

    Obama: "I am urging you please, to cash this check."

    Cashier: "Look Mr. President this is what we can do:

    One day Tiger Woods came into the bank without ID. To prove he was Tiger Woods he pulled out his putting iron and made a beautiful shot across the bank into a cup. With that shot we knew him to be Tiger Woods and cashed his check.

    Another time, Andre Agassi came in without ID. He sent for his tennis racquet and made a fabulous shot whereas the tennis ball landed in my cup. With that spectacular shot we cashed his check.

    So, Mr. President, what can you do to prove that it is you, and only you, as the President of the United States ?"

    Obama stood there thinking, and thinking and finally says: "Honestly, there is nothing that comes to my mind. I can't think of a single qualification I'm good at"

    Cashier: "Will that be large or small bills, Mr. President?"

     
  2. exwhyzee

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    George Bush would have slapped her as a preemptive move and Dick Cheney would have shot the woman.
     
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    Wrong forum? I think so :/
     
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    No sense of humor? I think so.

    If I had posted this in the political forum I would have be told it didn't belong there either.

    Damned if you do, damned if you don't.
     
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    Better if you just don't. Political "jokes" like this aren't funny.
     
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    Not even funny. And by the if they would let Obama do what HE wants I'm pretty sure he could have a real chance to clean up the mess of Bush.
     
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    Oh dear, you Yanks can't laugh at yourselves.
     
  8. hypoc8

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    Why is it not funny?

    Because it's about Obama?

    Because he's a Democrat?

    Because he's half black?

    Because it's the truth?

    Please explain!
     
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    I beg to differ. See my previous post. :rolleyes:
     
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    Well I thought it was amusing enough!
     
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