Shower or Grower?

What is the largest flaccid:erect ratio that you would still consider to be a grower?

  • 25-35%

    Votes: 25 6.2%
  • 35-45%

    Votes: 77 19.2%
  • 45-55%

    Votes: 160 39.8%
  • 55-65%

    Votes: 86 21.4%
  • 65-75%%

    Votes: 54 13.4%

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hahaha!!! william shatner. i love it.

showing and growing... my boyfriend can be *really* small when soft, almost tiny, sometimes it's quite impressive flaccid, and always nice when erect

i just dont get how small he can be sometimes... lol and it's not just the temperature
 

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mfoley said:
Grower: Definition: Slang term used to describe a penis that appears small when flaccid, but is larger than expected when erect.

Shower: Definition: Slang term used to describe a penis that appears large when flaccid, but does not get much larger when erect

So what would you call someone with 5-6" soft, and up to 10.5" hard? :)
 

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Spadle.

LOL at Shatner. I would be even more shocked if I saw someone post with his pic as their avatar :)

That said, the volume testing is sort of interesting. I imagine guys would double, triple or even quadruple in overall volume when growing from soft to rock hard.

Are you a grower or a shower?
 

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HangX said:
Spadle.

LOL at Shatner. I would be even more shocked if I saw someone post with his pic as their avatar :)
Ask, and ye shall receive.
HangX said:
That said, the volume testing is sort of interesting. I imagine guys would double, triple or even quadruple in overall volume when growing from soft to rock hard.
Probably.
HangX said:
Are you a grower or a shower?
Based on the results of this poll, I believe that most would classify me as a grower.
 

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[B said:
mfoley[/B]]\ Grower: Definition: Slang term used to describe a penis that appears small when flaccid, but is larger than expected when erect.

Shower: Definition: Slang term used to describe a penis that appears large when flaccid, but does not get much larger when erect

With these definitions, there's no way anyone could be a shower and a grower. Either you grow more than "expected" (however much that is) or you don't.

Perhaps accompanying the poll answers, a minimum "shower size" would helpful? Do you need to be over 3" to be a shower? Do you need to be over 4"? Is 2" enough?

Just curiosity.
 

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I'm in the category of being both a grower and, at other times, a shower. Unfortunately my cock gets to decide when those times are, which can be interesting...
 

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mfoley said:
Grower: Definition: Slang term used to describe a penis that appears small when flaccid, but is larger than expected when erect.

Shower: Definition: Slang term used to describe a penis that appears large when flaccid, but does not get much larger when erect

Using this as the definition, then I think I would qualify as a 'shower'. Flaccid I'm 6" x 4", while erect I'm at 8.5" x x5.5".
 

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For me, I wish that I was over 8 inches and grew another 4 or 5 inches than would get the guys watching when I flop it out at the urinal. And if you were nice I might even let you play with it :redface: :smile:
But back to reality ...
 

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Xii said:
hahaha!!! william shatner. i love it.

showing and growing... my boyfriend can be *really* small when soft, almost tiny, sometimes it's quite impressive flaccid, and always nice when erect

i just dont get how small he can be sometimes... lol and it's not just the temperature
have you ever seen a horse?
 
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Sorry but I think the wording of the question is wrong. "largest" and "still" don't go together here...but maybe it's just me.

Anyway one of those polls that let's you ask yourself about your own sanity when answering to it.
 

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I can say that I'm definitely a grower. Soft, I'm barely 2 inches(on a good day). But when it gets hard, it grows to be damn close to 9 inches. It's like what happens when you put one of those little 'grow an animal' sponge things in a glass of water.
 

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I am definitely a shower, and I have a good story about it.
When I first met my wife we went skinny dipping, you know to break the ice. She watched me as I undressed and she walked over to me. She grabbed it and said, "My god, your huge and soft." I am generally about 7 inches soft and almost 10 inches hard, the only dramatic change is my girth. When I got fully erect she said, "I thought it would be bigger than that."

I was humbled to say the least. She later said she was not implying that I was small, she was just expecting it to double like all the other guys she had been with.

What I am trying to say is it's cool to be a shower because it always looks big. But when you get hard, women are expecting 14 or 15 inches.
 

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I would think you can determine the real ratio by volume!

For example:
Flaccid Length: 6"
Flaccid Girth: 5"
(Mass=11.94 Cubic Inches, Weight=6.62 Ounces)

Erect Length: 8"
Erect Girth: 6.25"
(Mass=24.87 Cubic Inches, Weight=13.80 Ounces)

This example is only 2" more in length and 1.25" in girth but it's more than double when it comes down to volume!!!
 

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I am very small when soft...but then get huge...soft maybe 3", hard 8.5 and when sucked i can get to 9.

I love the look of surprise when first exposed...growing and then all the way out!

I am definately a grower...not a shower
 

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I'm definitely a grower-when I'm soft, I hardly HAVE a dick. Hard, just over 8 and almost 6 around. Every gal I've ever been with has loved the manoeuver of putting it in her mouth soft and making it grow. I was teased by my pals about having a tiny dick because I never disrobed in front of them in dressing rooms, etc.. Once, during a photo shoot, one of the guys was giving me shit about it, and, seeing that I had had a few drinks, I pumped it up all the way and went over to the guy and turned around and put it in his face. (unbeknownst to him we had banged the same chick and she told me I "trumped" him in the cock-size dept). It was the first time I ever got an "Omigod" from a guy about my cock.

I also take a lot of shit because I'm heavy. Fat guys aren't supposed to have big dicks, right? What a load of horseshit. I palled around with another big man who, no shit, had a John-Holmes sized cock. HUGE! thick as a beer can and double digits long. We used to have a lot of fun in the clubs--everyone thought we were cocaine dealers because we had hot chicks. But as we on this site know--size matters!
 

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my flaccid size,much like my erect size varies.I've seen myself as much as 5 flaccid, and as small as about 2-3 flaccid. Erect I'm anywhere from 7.25-7.50,but I have had superhard boners of 7.75