Shower wank etiquette

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For those of you being werided out by this, you might want to frame this in some actually scientific context.

After a heavy gym workout, hormone levels tend to increase especially the hormones testosterone and the many types of endorphins. With the endorphins functioning to bind with opiate receptors that are found mainly in the brain, it means after a heavy workout, they make you feel great and more often then not, combine to leave a guy feeling very frisky and horny after a workout.

The principal function of endorphins you have to remember, is to inhibit the transmission of pain signals (hence why your body is producing them after a strenuous workout in the first place) but the side effect of that is that of the short term feeling of euphoria (and the subsequent altered mental state as well).

The effect's duration varies from individual to individual, but no doubt londonDood notices the effects after the gym workout. I can't blame him for wanting to indulge on what his body's hormones are influencing him to do and the euphoria is influencing his judgement a bit as well.

If the stalls are private enough, then I would imagine he should be careful and weight out his pros and cons, before he decides to have a wank next time. If he gets arrested or into trouble well, you could always just site the scientific literature lol.... but yeah be careful londonDood ;)

Bunch of nonsense. Working out doesn't make a man lose all control.

Go home and jerk off in every room, cum where ever you want.

Gyms are for working out. Showers are for showering.

Save the (annoying) intense effort at making eye contact, masterbation, etc. for the proper places.
 
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Shower wank etiquette? Just those three words :D, shower, wank, and etiquette! :D:D:D I'm wondering if I even understand the question. This sounds like a very British problem...shower...wank...etiquette, ha ha ha.

What kind of conflicted individual goes around wanking in public showers, all the while wondering and worrying about what the public shower wank rules are? What kind of complex and nuanced rules, expectations, or understandings have been developed by society to deal with public shower wanking?:D

Now I've finished laughing so hard that tears are rolling down my face, the sensible answer is that it must really depend a lot o_O on what kind of gym you go to. In answer to the question "what would be too weird for you?", I would say someone quite obviously wanking in the shower next to my one. I'd be tempted to use this as an excuse for violence.
 

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It is astonishing how conservative people are here. In a website all about large penises. It's absurd. Like people here can claim to be some kind of saints?

I don't do it often, but I've wanked in private shower cubicles at my gym. So long as nobody sees too much, and you flush the "product" away, I see no real issue. Pressing your body against the frosted glass door would be a no-no but other than that I can't see what would be a problem. Keep the grunting toned down too...

I think doing it in open showers might be an issue. Or walking around with an erection.

But a pre- or post- shower chubby isn't much of an issue.

I'm not far from London. Maybe I could "spot" for you some time?

:)
 

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Bunch of nonsense. Working out doesn't make a man lose all control.

Go home and jerk off in every room, cum where ever you want.

Gyms are for working out. Showers are for showering.

Save the (annoying) intense effort at making eye contact, masterbation, etc. for the proper places.

LOL well that is your prerogative. I can't say I jerk off in gym showers, I only relayed some information that I thought might be of relevance to this topic ;)
 

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Not a gym wanker here (can't say it's never happened, but not really my thing.) I much prefer open showers. If I'm lucky to share the shower with one or more hot guys (especially if I notice them sneaking a glance at my dick), I'm content to savor the memory and recall it for a subsequent wank at home.
 
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I have wanked at many a gym in my time...Going back to HS days at my neighbourhood gym, where my bff once actually stood vigil at a sauna door while I wanked...hahaa..(it was a good opportunity to let him see my boner!)...to college, to Bally back in the day...but never in the open unpartitioned shower areas...always behind a stall. I think its more common than we think, but do not recall ever seeing someone else doing it.
 

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It isn't weird that you're masturbating in the shower at the gym. It's weird that you're doing it in such a way that others will notice. If you can't avoid making it obvious, don't do it. Simple as that. Don't grip the top of the partition and don't breathe heavily. It shouldn't be difficult to take care of things without someone noticing which makes me think you're actually looking for others to know about it.
 

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Sorry to sound like an alarmist, but I'd be very careful and reconsider masturbating in open gym showers or saunas.

Top reasons
1. The risk of being reported to gym staff, who may then ban you from the gym
2. The risk of gym staff reporting you to the police. The police may be waiting for you when you exit the shower room
3. The gym to which you belong, may allow those under the age of 18 to join the gym. If so, you could run the risk of being charged as a child sex offender if anyone under 18 uses the gym showers at the same time as you.

Seriously, don't do it - wait until you get home.

Letting your hormones get the best of you by masturbating in an open shower, sauna or any open space easily accessible to others, could possibly, ruin your life forever from a legal and employment perspective.
 

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If I knew people were regularly jacking off in the gym showers I'd probably change gym. I don't need to be thinking about shit like that.

The etiquette is surely: don't. It's a public place. If you want a wank in a shower, do it at home.

reason I never go barefooted into the shower. To think this doesn't happen is ludicrous.
 
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Sorry to sound like an alarmist, but I'd be very careful and reconsider masturbating in open gym showers or saunas.
The OP isn't talking about an open shower. He's referring to a partitioned shower. Masturbating in an open shower is a terrible idea.
 

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Most of the gyms I go to in London have open showers so it's not really an option anyway, but wanking in public showers isn't really my thing, anyway. Occasionally, when I've been at a gym (or indeed anywhere from a supermarket to the office) and literally been so horny it hurt, I've had a quickie in the bathroom stalls, but I'm talking less than a dozen times in my 34 years here. If 'etiquette' is the right word, I guess the only thing I'd say is be discreet and wash your spunk away thoroughly.
 
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