way too much analysis ... sorry. I am there to piss, and do NOT want to decorate my jeans / shorts / underwear with "splash" from the porcelain. I stand back a bit, whip out the whole enchilada, and let loose. Not wanting to stain my underwear (gross appearance and smell) I make a concentrated effort to shake loose any remaining drops, and carefully re-insert back into my underwear for maximum comfort.
If you happen to be standing elsewhere in the line of urinals, and get a good view, well, gosh aren't you lucky to see how long and thick my cok is, and how much forsekin I have over my big cockhead. i was NOT planning on giving you a show, but for once you got lucky. If you are offended, then frankly, you pussy, go into a stall.
Nuff said ?
If you happen to be standing elsewhere in the line of urinals, and get a good view, well, gosh aren't you lucky to see how long and thick my cok is, and how much forsekin I have over my big cockhead. i was NOT planning on giving you a show, but for once you got lucky. If you are offended, then frankly, you pussy, go into a stall.
Nuff said ?