Showing off size at Pool/Beach and at bar?

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guys, any tips on how to show off size at a bar or the beach/pool? it's hard to do at a bar, right? just jeans?

what about the pool in Vegas or beach for this summer? most women i talk to hate it when guys wear speedos and prefer guys in 'board shorts'. its hard to show off size in board shorts too, right?

any tips or suggestions on how to showcase size at the pool/beach and at bars?
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try thin material, no matter if you are at the bar or beach


thank you. what kind of material? suggestions? i'm not sartorially eloquent. i'm a jeans and t-shirt guy. and have no fashion sense. i'd be grateful for any specific suggestions of material or brands. thank you!
 

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i don't know if it's americans, but it's definitely american women who don't seem to approve. EVERY woman i talk did not want me to wear speedos. they all without exception wanted board shorts. i don't get it. american women are so frustrating.

what IS it with americans and speedos?
the rest of the world seems comfortable with them.
 

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It's weird. Women are quite happy to wear bikinis and show of everything they have but when it comes to men, speedos are somehow 'off limits'. Very strange.
 

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Too bad, in the U.S., that women can more readily show off (on t.v., even in real life) what they call "the girls" than guys can show what we call "the boys." And today's stigma against guys in speedos contrasts stupidly in this culture with the acceptability of women in scant (even in no) tops. But that's the way it is now.
 

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yes. just try dating american women. logic flies out the window. if you're gay, ask your female friends, what they prefer seeing a guy in, they'll all say board shorts. and yes, none of it makes sense. it's all double standards. women can prance around proud as peacocks in skimpy bikinis showing off all their assets, but if a guy is proud of his size, he is somehow a "creep" "douche" or "perv".


It's weird. Women are quite happy to wear bikinis and show of everything they have but when it comes to men, speedos are somehow 'off limits'. Very strange.
 
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Exactly. if you google Vegas Rehab, for their pool party images, you'll see thousands of girls falling out of skimpy bathing suits. You'll see the guys in knee length board shorts. it's totally absurd. Women care more about men having six pack abs and a BMW than a 10 inch dong.


Too bad, in the U.S., that women can more readily show off (on t.v., even in real life) what they call "the girls" than guys can show what we call "the boys." And today's stigma against guys in speedos contrasts stupidly in this culture with the acceptability of women in scant (even in no) tops. But that's the way it is now.
 

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Personally, I don't find speedos to be that attractive on most guys. I don't find them offensive but I think shorts that cover most of the thighs accentuate the best part of the male form--broad shoulders tapering to a slim waist. Speedos, unless the guy has perfectly proportioned bone and muscle ratios, can sometimes make the hips look a little wide.
 

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Yeah, excect that site doesn't have the pair I was talking about, probably because it is a few years old. It does have another pair I have that says it is white but it's slightly gray and slightly thicker material (I think supersuede--more water repellent but thicker) so not as noticeable bulge:

https://shop.hurley.com/product/puerto-rico-mens-boardshort-5589.cfm?c=WHT&did=10031


I did find on the PacSun website what I think is almost the pair I was talking about with the thinner, white material but mine has a slightly different pattern. This one is 100% polyester so it doesn't dry as fast but it is softer and since it is thinner and stays wet longer it definitely shows of your package better:

Hurley Phantom Rico Boardshorts at PacSun.com
 

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Btw, I remember several years ago one of my female friends was dating a guy who she said was huge. We all went swimming at a lake one day and he was wearing white boardshorts like the ones above. When he pulled himself out of the water onto the dock she turned to us and whispered "See, look, you can see it, isn't it huge?" Those shorts definitely show it off and if my girl friend is any example, women take notice!
 

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Here in europe speedos are the norm. (though less so now in the UK.)
They are just the most practical swimwear! and competitive swimmers ALWAYS wear them... just look at last years Olympics.

Get your package out in a pair of speedos!
 

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Great thank you! I'm shocked that anyone could notice in these shorts. So i'll have to take your word for it. I do have to point out the hypocrisy and irony of the girlfriend pointing out how huge her boyfriend was. If girls want to stare at a guy's big cock, then why not encourage him to wear a speedo? I just dont get the female mind. Sigh. Thank you though! :)

Yeah, excect that site doesn't have the pair I was talking about, probably because it is a few years old. It does have another pair I have that says it is white but it's slightly gray and slightly thicker material (I think supersuede--more water repellent but thicker) so not as noticeable bulge:

https://shop.hurley.com/product/puerto-rico-mens-boardshort-5589.cfm?c=WHT&did=10031


I did find on the PacSun website what I think is almost the pair I was talking about with the thinner, white material but mine has a slightly different pattern. This one is 100% polyester so it doesn't dry as fast but it is softer and since it is thinner and stays wet longer it definitely shows of your package better:

Hurley Phantom Rico Boardshorts at PacSun.com