Dag: I think the weirdest thing about the/my penis is how small it can get. Why does being cold, or sometimes I'm not being cold, my penis shrinks down to a smaller, 'Jedi in training' size? It shrinks down in lenght and my shaft skin completely covers the head of my penis. Note: This doesn't bother me at all. One reason is that my penis looks uncut and that brings a smile to my face! Flaccid, I'm: 5.5" x 4" Hard, I'm: 8.25" x 6.5" Cold or in Turtle Mode I'm: 2.5" x 3.75"