Shrub????? A Saint?????????

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  1. Pappy

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    President George W. Bush was scheduled to visit the United Methodist
    Church outside Washington as part of his campaign to improve his poll
    numbers. Bush's press secretary made a visit to the Pastor, and said to
    him, "We've been getting a lot of bad publicity among Methodists because
    of Bush's position on stem cell research and the like. We'd gladly make a
    contribution to the church of $100,000 if during your sermon you'd say
    the President is a saint."

    The pastor thinks it over for a few moments and finally says, "The
    Church is in desperate need of funds and I will agree to do it."

    Bush pompously shows up looking especially smug today and as the
    sermon progresses the pastor begins his homily: "George Bush is petty, a
    self-absorbed hypocrite and a nitwit. He is a liar, a cheat, and a
    low-intelligence weasel. He has lied about his military record and had
    the gall to put himself in a jet plane landing on a carrier posing
    before a banner stating 'Mission Accomplished.' He invaded a country
    for oil and money, and is using it to lie to the American people. He
    is the worst example of a United Methodist I've ever personally known.

    But compared to Dick Cheney and the rest of his cabinet,
    George Bush is a saint."
     
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    Loved the joke!
     
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