Sick and tired of photoshopped penises

[13788]

LoveGirl: I think it is a reference to a RobertXXX or some such. I can't remember exactly what the XXX was and it could have been XX or XXXX. I think you are safe though.

 

[Cobalt Blue]

I just find it depressing that the winner of the most annoying member poll - by a good Horse's Dick, hasn't been banned yet.

You and we know who you are, Mr insecure flamer.... :angry:

Keep your huge purple font and average still-unsubstantiated member to yourself please, for all our sakes.
Thanks.

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

HHSO, you RETARD! Why don't you stop wasting bandwith, and get off this kick that you are omnipotent in the photoshopped phalluses? You've already proven you can be belligerent, arrogant, and snide about anything and everything, why are you still here? Oh, and yeah, just where the fucking hell ARE your pics, HUH?

 

[jdoe86]

I would like to point out that digital cameras are now below $30.00 at Walmart.. even white trash can afford them now :lol: Not having a cam is BULLSHIT. If you have a computer, odds are you have a cam. You just don't want to let the outside world know what you look like. It is a matter of persona. As for the matter of altering your pic to make you look like "Long Dong Silver"... DON'T! I rather see a pic of a real penis than an obvious photoshopped pic.

 

[13788]

BRMSTN69: heres an example of photoshop put to good use!!!!!!!bush

 

[D_Humper E Bogart]

NaziPorn?

The Irony.

 

[jonb]

Originally posted by ORCABOMBER@Jul 5 2004, 12:32 AM
NaziPorn?

The Irony.

Would that be called Hogan's Homos? Oh, wait, it's German, so ScheiSSe works best as a title. (Those two S's should look like lightning bolts, like the SS logo.)

 

[ponybilt]

Umm, yeah. The only thing worse than morphed pics is a toss up:

1) that guys would actually think they can deceive others with poorly enhanced pics,

2) that the use of big words somehow means it's not juvenile name calling,

3) that the kids are still setting off firecrackers

 

[B_DoubleMeatWhopper]

Originally posted by ponybilt@Jul 6 2004, 02:37 AM
Umm, yeah. The only thing worse than morphed pics is a toss up:

You forgot one:

Guys who send me 'their' pics, only they're photos of me, but the sender doesn't realise it.

(BTW ... juvenile name-calling with big words, or especially big, newly coined words, is fun for someone who works with language in a professional capacity&#33

 

[ponybilt]

Originally posted by DoubleMeatWhopper+Jul 6 2004, 08:06 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (DoubleMeatWhopper @ Jul 6 2004, 08:06 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-ponybilt@Jul 6 2004, 02:37 AM
Umm, yeah. The only thing worse than morphed pics is a toss up:

You forgot one:

Guys who send me &#39;their&#39; pics, only they&#39;re photos of me, but the sender doesn&#39;t realise it.

(BTW ... juvenile name-calling with big words, or especially big, newly coined words, is fun for someone who works with language in a professional capacity&#33 [/b][/quote]
Yeah, that thing with guys sending me my own photos. Especially when my email address is plastered all over them.

And as far as the name calling, it&#39;s when I saw this:

"I would&#39;ve probably just said you were anencephalic if I were trying to imply retardation"

that made me realize that someone has to use big words to make others feel inferior. Umm, if you want to imply retardation, then why in God&#39;s name would you not use the word retardation? Particularly when anencephalic would really imply something more akin to death? :wacko:

 

[txquis]

Sometimes i&#39;m glad i&#39;m not as big as some of my
pals here at LPSG...
nobody would ever accuse me of photoshopping
:huh:

I got sent a screen capture of my ex boyfriend once.
Not kidding.
I thought..."wait...this looks familiar.."
LOL

 

[B_RoysToy]

Isn&#39;t it amazing, txquis, how a specific dick can be verified no matter what surroundings it&#39;s in. I&#39;ve seen cock pictures that reminded me of mine, but never one exactly like it, and believe me, I&#39;ve seen lots of cock pictures. I noticed that your post said "Sometimes I&#39;m glad I&#39;m not as big as some of my pals here . . . "
So, there are other times when you wish you were that hung? Well, just a thought&#33;

 

[ponybilt]

Originally posted by txquis@Jul 6 2004, 09:25 PM

I got sent a screen capture of my ex boyfriend once.
Not kidding.
I thought..."wait...this looks familiar.."
LOL

Well, that&#39;s a new one. My ex is bigger than me, but he wasn&#39;t one to share his pics much so I never received any of those.

On the other hand, recognizing dicks is an interesting topic.

There was a guy in Minneapolis who used to suck me off every chance I gave him. He approached me on gay.com, neither of us knowing it was each other at the time. He saw my pics and accused me of shopping them -- and this from a guy who was supposedly a photoshop designer.

 

[GottaBigOne]

This biggest compliment i&#39;ve ever received was being accused of photshopping when I haven&#39;t. Its nice to know that people think its so big it must be fake. The first thing people say when i show them on cam is "Is that thing real?????"

 

[txquis]

"Sometimes I&#39;m glad I&#39;m not as big as some of my pals here . . . "
So, there are other times when you wish you were that hung? Well, just a thought&#33;

Well, i have posted on here many times over the
last year that i thought i WAS hung,
until i met all my pals here.



I&#39;m between 7 and 8,
and have a good thickness.
and big balls (see gallery )...
So,
i&#39;m happy with what i have,
dont misunderstand.

But, sometimes, yes,
I see the many beautiful cocks on
this site and think, &#39;hmmmm&#39;.

I have had enough wonderful compliments
over the years, so...I dont envy too much,
just in a healthy "wouldnt it be nice
to have another inch or two" way.

Oh,
yes, like ponybilt said,
i have met people online that i have
already met in person,
but they were using a new screenname,
and only when
digging a little deeper
do i say, "Oh, its YOU"
:lol:

 

[D_Humper E Bogart]

And the first thought that comes into your mind is, "What are you doing here???"

Well, people could believe what they want about mine, I have "moving evidence." Okay, I got that off CSI.

 

[13788]

maverackstud8: yeah,many porn stars lie

I&#39;m sick and tired of horny gals asking to see mine and not having a picture to show them.

Help,need a quality camera or some female to take photo.
hint hint.

 

[13788]

maverackstud8: Lovegirl, are you trying to dethrone me from my posiition as "biggest bitch on lpsg"?? Stop it, you&#39;re making me horny&#33;&#33; lol


Madame,funny don&#39;t see you that way or am I missing something ?

 

[13788]

maverackstud8: Secondly, I&#39;m getting really tired of the consistently arrogant posts of some members and the frequently snotty posts of certain other members. Mental one-upmanship by frequent allusions to obscure authors and terminologies doesn&#39;t do anything for communications except to make the posters feel superior. Please stop.

I try to post to everyone,but some members,sorry to say ARE HARD to get along with.If I choose to respond more to say Madame or Kink,and such,it might be I respond better to them.I try to avoid certain rude members-not because,I&#39;m scared of them,but I am a visitor-and I am not going to get into a pissing contest with some people,nor a cock measuring contest with some people-male,female or other.
I agree with snotty poster.yup,they are creeps.best to try and avoid them /deal them in an adult manner or don&#39;t come here.
I think most of us are just members.If someone is under the impression,their sonority make them king and queen of the message board,that their delusion.Mark or whoever run this operation,could just as well toss all our asses out and start over.

 

[KinkGuy]

I come off "snotty" and "hard to get along with" sometimes. I too have my opinions...BUT, I will also retract, apologize and grovel when I am off base. Case in point, mavarack. I really busted his balls for a while, he took it like a man and I respect him for allowing me to change directions regarding my opinion of him. Thank you mav.