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Sign on a Septic Tank Truck:
Yesterday's Meals on Wheels
Sign on a Plumber's truck:
We repair what your husband fixed.
Sign on another Plumber's truck:
Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.
Sign at a Tire Store:
Invite us to your next blowout.
Sign on an Electrician's truck:
Let us remove your shorts.
Sign in a Non-smoking Area:
If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.
Sign on a Maternity Room door:
Push. Push. Push.
Sign on a Fence:
Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!
Sign at a Car Dealership:
The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment.
Sign outside a Car Exhaust Store:
No appointment necessary. We hear you coming.
Sign in a Restaurant window:
Don't stand there and be hungry, come on in and get fed up.
Sign in the front yard of a Funeral Home:
Drive carefully. We'll wait.
Sign at a RADIATOR SHOP:
Best place in town to take a leak.
Yesterday's Meals on Wheels
Sign on a Plumber's truck:
We repair what your husband fixed.
Sign on another Plumber's truck:
Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.
Sign at a Tire Store:
Invite us to your next blowout.
Sign on an Electrician's truck:
Let us remove your shorts.
Sign in a Non-smoking Area:
If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.
Sign on a Maternity Room door:
Push. Push. Push.
Sign on a Fence:
Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!
Sign at a Car Dealership:
The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment.
Sign outside a Car Exhaust Store:
No appointment necessary. We hear you coming.
Sign in a Restaurant window:
Don't stand there and be hungry, come on in and get fed up.
Sign in the front yard of a Funeral Home:
Drive carefully. We'll wait.
Sign at a RADIATOR SHOP:
Best place in town to take a leak.