Signs He's Got a Big One

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I have very little experience in this because im straight, but the three guys i know that notoriously are packin monsters around are over 6 feet, and quite lean, but not ripped at all. all have ridiculously massive hands too and pretty large ears noses. I dont know if thats helpful at all
 

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Seems like most guys I've known who have turned out to be hung are pretty laid back and comfortable with themselves. The people I've known who are tiny have all been pretty high strung. These are the only things I've been able to relate to penis size.

Agree 100%, although I'm sure there are exceptions to this. There is no physical attribute on a man that will tell you how big his penis is except for the penis itself. I know big guys who have tiny penises and I know small guys who have huge penises. Noses, ears, feet, necks, hands, whatever - none of it will tell you anything about a guy's penis. But his demeanor and attitude might.
 

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I'll always be a crotch gazer.

I use the "zipper theory" and I've tried to explain it to friends before so here goes.

Yes pants are sold by waist and length size but I've noticed that over time an individuals pants conform to their their body type. Men who are hung always are a little tighter in the crotch (especially in dress/casual pants) and when they stand up there's always a definite crease in the crotch area after they've been sitting for awhile.

I've also noticed that hung guys tend to sit with their legs spread open more (or they're just horny).

My zipper theory has always seemed to work for me at least 80% of the time.
 

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Hm, interesting. I've found that asking them to pull down their shorts is a great way to tell. You'll have to ask nicely though.
 

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Seems like most guys I've known who have turned out to be hung are pretty laid back and comfortable with themselves. The people I've known who are tiny have all been pretty high strung. These are the only things I've been able to relate to penis size.
As far as I've known, there is no correlation between any part of the body and the penis. Shoe size thing doesn't work, height doesn't work, build type--no connection there either.

The best indication is mannerisms and attitude, like louielouie said. If other guys start teasing him about being small, he will be the least likely to defend himself. In fact, he'll probably agree and laugh about it! A guy who's hung and knows it won't feel the need to convince others of how big he is. He'll also be the first (and most likely) person to call someone else out.

Look for the guys who don't defend themselves. Look for men who are not insecure about what's in their pants. The men who brag the most probably have nothing. Pay attention to the quiet ones.
 

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I've noticed that guys who walk bowleggedly, but aren't actually bowlegged, tend to be packin. I guess they need extra room to allow their cocks to breathe. Either that, or they just think they're the shit.
 

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As far as I know, these are signs of testosterone:

A V-shaped torso (broad shoulders, narrow waist)
A long ring finger
A long second toe (not sure about that one)

And obviously, big nose, big hose.

I remember when I was a lot younger, my mom used to sort of tease me about how I had crushes on all these guys with big noses. Maybe I was onto something. :biggrin1:

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Haha! I thought of that the very first thing when I saw the title of this thread! :biggrin1:

Agree 100%, although I'm sure there are exceptions to this. There is no physical attribute on a man that will tell you how big his penis is except for the penis itself. I know big guys who have tiny penises and I know small guys who have huge penises. Noses, ears, feet, necks, hands, whatever - none of it will tell you anything about a guy's penis. But his demeanor and attitude might.

Another thing my mom told me (in one of her more "frank discussions" :eek:) is that sometimes with short guys, all the growth goes to their penis. So I'm definitely not of the stereotype of women who just go for tall men (my dating mostly tall men has been just the luck of the draw, not something I specifically went for.) Now - AHEM! - how my mom KNEW this about short guys sometimes having big cocks, maybe I'm better off not knowing. :biggrin1:
 

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square jaw
long middle and ring fingers but all fingers unusually long
long forearms
big nose
characteristic walk
wears baggy clothing
large shoulders compared to body
quiet confidence
tells big one jokes a lot but never defends or refers to himself
bass player ( a trend i have noticed)
 

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i got a big nose, big feet, big ears, broad shoulders, but im still average sized, so i dont think those are good markers, its just genetics and environment and lifestyle.
 

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not sure what goes into this...it isn't noses, ears or anything for me...mine is above avg thick and long, but i have avg nose, hands, fingers, little ears, but i do have very broad shoulders and my feet are long and skinny.
 

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Russian scientist did a survey a few years ago and found that ON AVERAGE, you can determine dick length by taking the length of the foot, from the front of the big toe to the back of the heel, add 5cm or 2 inches, and devide the result by two.
 
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Wow, thanks for all the responses. I feel like I can write my article now. You guys have definitely given me something to think about. I'll post the link to the article when it's up and running.
 

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Russian scientist did a survey a few years ago and found that ON AVERAGE, you can determine dick length by taking the length of the foot, from the front of the big toe to the back of the heel, add 5cm or 2 inches, and devide the result by two.

OMG! If we start quoting everything Russian scientists have said over the years..... :eek: