"Signs" of a large penis

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  1. D_Smidley Schlongholder

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    I was wondering if anyone knew how to tell if some one has a large penis from other physical attributes? For instance, do tall people with big hands have large penis'? Or does a large nose=a large penis? Or big feet=big penis? Any body have any data on this?
     
  2. Onslow

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    Check the elbows they are a sure sign of both size and curve.
     
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    I always thought ones bronchial tubes was sure sign of big dickedness.
     
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    Onslow....the elbow??
     
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    Check his hands. If his hands are big and thick, so is his dick.
     
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    Big liver, definitely!!!! :tongue:
    Ow no, that means to much grease lol, not healthy hahaha

    I have big hands, big feet and a big nose, but I probably don't count as data for you lol
     
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    Interesting that you should ask such a question, for I have in fact just concluded what I believe to be the FIRST and ONLY thorough scientific collection of data on this subject. My analysis concluded:

    Let h be an individuals height, k the width across their knuckles on the right hand and L the the individual's inside leg measurment (all measurments in cm). If:

    a) h < 150, and k has a value so that k+h >= I, where I is the individuals IQ score as determined by a MENSA IQ test.

    and/or:

    b) 2 < h/L < 2.2 and I-L > 104.3

    said individual will have a penis of length p and girth g so that:

    p = (h+7k-3)/10 and p/g < 1.5

    Unless d, number of dogs owned, is an integer such that 5 > d > 1. In which case p = 15-d and g = 11-d.

    I hope the above has answered your query to a satisfactory degree.
     
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    LMAO! Finally a scientific answer. I KNEW IT..no I just have to memorize the formula...I'll need a calculator...
     
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    That is some shit there. I have a nice size dick and there is no way that formula is true figure it out in inches for me. Tell me what I have to measure and weather I have to add or what to get my size. Very interested to know
     
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    Check their appendix.

    Big appendix = big dicks.
     
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    Big feet = big shoes
    Big hands = big gloves
    Big nose = big nose
    Big heart= nice guy
    Big penis = big penis
    This took years of careful research!
     
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    Lol Nudeyorker.

    big penis=big penis well I sure as fuck hope so :)
     
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    a yellow plastic Large Penis On Board suction cuppie sign?

    ml
     
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    well when it comes to the internet, just take what the guy told you it was and subtract 2-3 inches
     
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    Not true always - I have small hands, equal to my wife and have a 9.5 x 6 inches (smallest dimension measured on top, 11 inches if measured from underneath.)
     
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    LOL.....:smile:
     
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    I have a t-shirt with the word "COCK" on it, and an arrow pointing down.
     
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    You gotta big dick DL. What's your signs?
     
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    lmao!! :laughing:


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    Excessive gagging during a blow job. If the bottom curls his toes. Tough time at it when putting on a large condom. Being very successful at gay porn.
     
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