Seen on a septic tank truck: YESTERDAY'S MEALS ON WHEELS Seen on a Chicago Radiator Shop: "Best place in town to take a leak" Seen on a tow truck: We don't charge an arm and a leg...we want tows! Seen at a tire shop in Denver: INVITE US TO YOUR NEXT BLOWOUT! On an electrician's truck: LET US REMOVE YOUR SHORTS At a car dealership: "The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment" On a hospital maternity room door: PUSH. PUSH. PUSH!