Signs Of The Times

[B_Lightkeeper]

Seen on a septic tank truck:
YESTERDAY'S MEALS ON WHEELS

Seen on a Chicago Radiator Shop:
"Best place in town to take a leak"

Seen on a tow truck:
We don't charge an arm and a leg...we want tows!

Seen at a tire shop in Denver:
INVITE US TO YOUR NEXT BLOWOUT!

On an electrician's truck:
LET US REMOVE YOUR SHORTS

At a car dealership:
"The best way to get back on your feet -
miss a car payment"

On a hospital maternity room door:
PUSH. PUSH. PUSH!

 

[SpeedoGuy]

Here's a telling sign of the times:

 

[whatireallywant]

At a veternarian's office:

Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!

And one I've actually seen, on a sewage truck:

We're #1 in the #2 business.

 

[B_Think_Kink]

Almost like the one posted but "we don't want an arm and a leg, just all your toes"

 

[HazelGod]

Here's a telling sign of the times:

Oh, that's too funny!