Signs She's a Size Queen

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...She never says the words "your dick" without adding "big, fat" in-between them. :biggrin1:

My girlfriend makes up lyrics about my "big cock" set to the tunes of popular songs! Hahaha I don't recall singing songs about my fave big cock but I may have written a haiku or two. :tongue:

Also I can't help but overhear that when she's talking to her girlfriends about sex, she always ends up asking them somehow about the guy's size "Does it take two hands? A hand and a half?"...
I prefer my guys to be 2 hands with something left over at the top. :biggrin1:

It's a pretty good indicator if she has a wrist-to-elbow tattoo that says
"YOU MUST BE AT LEAST THIS LONG TO RIDE THIS RIDE"
ROTFLMAO :biggrin1:

In conjunction with this, i think hot girls are more likely to be size queens. Since they are more likely to get laid, they have probably had sex with more people, and have a higher chance of finding a guy like you who makes the go crazy with big dick lust. Now im not saying all hot girls are promiscuous, but im saying hot girls will have a higher success rate at getting laid with more guys and so on blah blah blah, if shes smoking hot she more likely likes big dicks.
Kassokilleri2ff, have you been smoking crack? This has to be your most ludicrous theory yet.:confused: :eek: :biggrin1:

 

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That is quite the blatant statement, for a woman who claims not to be a sizequeen; and then makes such a general statement about sizequeen's who worship big dicks but can't distinguish the difference between 8, 9 or even 10 inches. Does your " I am quite roomy inside" statement know the feeling of an 11 inch dick? It would be safe to assume that the answer is no.

If you are going to make statements about sizequeens and their ability to judge and even be able to F**K large cock you might want to read a few more posts before you attempt to generalize.


regards,

from a queen who measures & can F**k a Really big Cock.

Well with all your 'experience' we might want to call Guinness Book of World Records.

Historically, including porn, there's hardly even any 'alleged' 11+ range - which is always turn out to be 9-10 anyway... much like 11+ range claims in the real world. :rolleyes:
 

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Well with all your 'experience' we might want to call Guinness Book of World Records.

Historically, including porn, there's hardly even any 'alleged' 11+ range - which is always turn out to be 9-10 anyway... much like 11+ range claims in the real world. :rolleyes:


Wow!!!!! I didn't realize you were in my bedroom whilst i was screwing my ex boyfriend.... and FYI I do know the difference between a 9 and 11 inch dick.

For a quick reference, in oder to distinguish size, the inside of my elbow ( where it bends to where my wrist ends and my hand begins is 9.5 inches long. The circumference of my wrist is 6 inches. So that is a pretty good indicator when i do not have a measuring tape how hung a guy really is.

More importantly men who are 11 inches or larger is very, very rare, however they do exist. It is ironic that the men who claim that these so called 11 inch cocks do not exist never choose to post pics, and in reality have some of the smaller dicks on this site.

Next time you go yapping away about sizequeens you might want to do a bit of homework before you become such an expert on cock sizes.
 

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Wow!!!!! I didn't realize you were in my bedroom whilst i was screwing my ex boyfriend.... and FYI I do know the difference between a 9 and 11 inch dick.

For a quick reference, in oder to distinguish size, the inside of my elbow ( where it bends to where my wrist ends and my hand begins is 9.5 inches long. The circumference of my wrist is 6 inches. So that is a pretty good indicator when i do not have a measuring tape how hung a guy really is.

More importantly men who are 11 inches or larger is very, very rare, however they do exist.

Well being that I'm MALE, I'm pretty sure I know more about the penis than you do - no offense. :wink:

Like you already stated, however, 11 inches (or larger :confused: ) is very, very rare. So the fact that not even porn over the last 100 years has found a legitimate one, BUT you have... seems kinda odd to me. Hence also, why there aren't really any legit 11+ posters here. Unless you count alleged 11+ inches as legit 11+ inches.

It is ironic that the men who claim that these so called 11 inch cocks do not exist never choose to post pics, and in reality have some of the smaller dicks on this site.

Next time you go yapping away about sizequeens you might want to do a bit of homework before you become such an expert on cock sizes.


LOL, what a correlation. We're all following your logic there 100%! :tongue:

Again, I'm not saying they aren't out there... but 'few and far between' or 'once in a lifetime' are gross understatements and from personal experience 8-9 can easily be misconstrued for 10+.

You might want to find your ex-boyfriend and contact Guinness! I'm serious, money could be inolved. :rolleyes:
 

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Well being that I'm MALE, I'm pretty sure I know more about the penis than you do - no offense. :wink:
You might want to find your ex-boyfriend and contact Guinness! I'm serious, money could be inolved. :rolleyes:

My ex was 11 x 6 ( that is the biggest I have been with) Just check my posts. I don't think that qualifies as guinness world record material.


I guess the following members need to contact guinness since they are part of the 11 inches and larger club:

http://www.lpsg.org/members/hunghuge11x7.html


http://www.lpsg.org/members/huge1_4u.html


http://www.lpsg.org/members/trevor3.html
 

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My ex was 11 x 6 ( that is the biggest I have been with) Just check my posts. I don't think that qualifies as guinness world record material.


I guess the following members need to contact guinness since they are part of the 11 inches and larger club:

http://www.lpsg.org/members/hunghuge11x7.html


http://www.lpsg.org/members/huge1_4u.html


http://www.lpsg.org/members/trevor3.html

Do I even need to reply to this one? I think I said it in all in the last post LOL :rolleyes:

Sorry, I'm really not trying to be rude if it comes off that way. :redface:
 

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Do I even need to reply to this one? LOL :rolleyes:
Sorry, I'm really not trying to be rude if it comes off that way. :redface:

It does come off rude, petty; and perhaps a bit jealous. It just slays me how guys like you criticize without any pics posted and minimal to know profile information. :mad:
 

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It does come off rude, petty; and perhaps a bit jealous. It just slays me how guys like you criticize without any pics posted and minimal to know profile information. :mad:

If you peruse my post history, you can see I'm not making outlandish claims about anything. I'd like to think all of my posts are at least moderately thought out. :tongue:

That being said, who cares about what's in your profile? A bunch of pictures and no posts or profile information gives credibility? If you want to talk to me, PM me - a ton of other people do. :smile:

Pictures, hmmm let's see. I had them up for an hour when I first joined and got about 10 wierd PMs (they were non nude) so I took them down. :mad: (see above paragraph)