That (rare) night of eight hours of sleep still feels like four hours…
I’ve had maybe half a dozen close friends since college, and two of the guys (roughly my age) are now dead (AIDS, heart) and I’m not even 40…
You realize a movie you saw a couple years ago actually came out eight (or eighteen) years ago…
Pictures of teenagers you dated start to look . . . strange. The photos look newly printed, but everyone in them is now, um, old. And your nieces and nephews are now older than people you used to fuck.
Too tired for sex…
Kids with irresponsibly loud music in their cars driving by your house pisses you off, even though you’ve been to hundreds of concerts, from Metallica and Megadeth to Nine Inch Nails and Rage Against the Machine…
Not having had health insurance for more than a decade starts to become a problem…
A man named Kurt who once stood in front of me playing guitar has been dead HOW long?