aj2181: You know you've been here too long when you post on a topic about being here too long.
throb919: You know you've been here too long when you go out of town for 5 days (no laptop, no Internet access, no cyber-cafés--even if it kills me!) and go through serious LPSG-withdrawal. Jonesing for that familiar fix, I realize:
"Hi, my name is Tony...and I'm an LPSG addict."
(...and hope the "View the last posts" utility has been increased to 500 / 750 /1000 or I'll never catch-up!)
- The placard on the American Airlines carry-on luggage "sizing device" with its cute cartoon suitcase asking "Am I Too Big?" makes me think not of luggage but of a "Young and Hung" thread where an earnest and anxious 17-year-old is certain he'll be 13 inches by year's end. And the printed words "sizing device" make me think of something that would invoke a "Making It Bigger" discussion about effectiveness vs the $149 pricetag.
- The window poster at Burger King makes me think not of their signature sandwich but of DMW--and I realize I know: the names of 2 of Jacinto's brothers, 3 stops on his European vacation itinerary, and what the "wascawy Watin's wover" says to him during sex.
- The fill-to indicator on the in-room coffeemaker marked "Max" makes me think of a big-dicked Brit (and I realize I know how long he's been married and how many kids he has) and Sammygirly's Dom of (almost) the same name.
- The W Hotel is hip and happening--but its name reminds me (over and over) of Gigantikok's President (and I wonder how Giggy is fielding the responses to the $87-billion speech).
- The minimalist exhibition at the Museum of Contemporary Art reminds me how much Javierdude would hate the nothing-to-it-but-a-big-piece-of-green-plexiglas sculpture and the 20 bottles of water lined-up down one wall (and my thoughts drift to the squeaky-cleanliness of one particular Nederdick 'skin).
- Everyday words trigger a game of LPSG free association: "Maestro" on a playbill becomes Monstro; "tragic" evokes WhiteKnight; the sports page Sox-vs-Twins score makes me think of 7x6&C and "Sammy Sosa" becomes Sammygirly; "anonymous" is AnonyMs (of course); "happy" triggers Papi; the 86 bus stop I walk past makes me think of geo8x6.
- A college guy walking across the nearby campus makes me wonder how Dee's freeballing "experiment" is going.
- I catch myself really checking out "the rack" on the busty redhead in the hotel lobby.
- A bunch more things that I thought of at the time but don't remember--'cause it would've been way too much to write 'em down...!
"Hi, my name is Tony...and I'm an LPSG addict."
(...and hope the "View the last posts" utility has been increased to 500 / 750 /1000 or I'll never catch-up!)
Throb, that was rich! 
Aw, the joys of nearly collapsing a lung from laughing way too hard.
When I read this:
[quote author=throb919 link=board=99;num=1059545962;start=20#23 date=09/11/03 at 09:53:52]A college guy walking across the nearby campus makes me wonder how Dee's freeballing "experiment" is going.[/quote]
I saw myself draped in a white lab coat, holding a clipboard in one hand, with wires and sensors tracing down toward... ooh la la, ze scientist wears nothing underneath!
You know, I decided a southern trim was long overdue...
And if you must know, I think the freeballing experiment has inadvertently slid into a self-study on comfort, privacy, and nudity in the home. Granted, the sample size is simultaneously small [where n (that's me) = 1] and meaningful (heh heh, schwwwiiiinnnnng!), but...
I think I'm going to get back to my FAM 657 homework already. Geez, it's approaching three and I haven't done a damn thing today, mon lazy ass!
Aw, the joys of nearly collapsing a lung from laughing way too hard.When I read this:
[quote author=throb919 link=board=99;num=1059545962;start=20#23 date=09/11/03 at 09:53:52]A college guy walking across the nearby campus makes me wonder how Dee's freeballing "experiment" is going.[/quote]
I saw myself draped in a white lab coat, holding a clipboard in one hand, with wires and sensors tracing down toward... ooh la la, ze scientist wears nothing underneath!
You know, I decided a southern trim was long overdue...
And if you must know, I think the freeballing experiment has inadvertently slid into a self-study on comfort, privacy, and nudity in the home. Granted, the sample size is simultaneously small [where n (that's me) = 1] and meaningful (heh heh, schwwwiiiinnnnng!), but...
I think I'm going to get back to my FAM 657 homework already. Geez, it's approaching three and I haven't done a damn thing today, mon lazy ass!
7x6andchg: Oh, my God, Tony, you hit the big ole nail on the head with that post. It's so true - I have softball once a week and the first thing I do when I get home on Fridays is come in here to check out the goings on.
Oh, I'm still laughing....
Paul
Oh, I'm still laughing....
Paul
Too funny, Tony ... and I know how you feel! Dirk and I laughed our asses off!
[quote author=throb919 link=board=99;num=1059545962;start=20#23 date=09/11/03 at 09:53:52] I realize I know: the names of 2 of Jacinto's brothers [/quote]
Just so you know, the other three are Lucas, Rosario and Miguel.
[quote author=throb919 link=board=99;num=1059545962;start=20#23 date=09/11/03 at 09:53:52] I realize I know: the names of 2 of Jacinto's brothers [/quote]
Just so you know, the other three are Lucas, Rosario and Miguel.
sammygirly: You know you've been here too long when you cancel real life plans for a friday because it's the night you've organized an online voice chat for the LPSG fellas....
7x6andchg: Yes indeed - or if you have people coming over tomorrow so you spend two hours cleaning like a whirling dervish to get done by 7 so you can be ready to chat at 8.
Paul
7x6&C
Paul
7x6&C
hawl: I guess this one goes out especially to those who have read the old board as well: "you know you've been here too long" when someone asks which "celebrity" you consider sexy and you think "emilywee?" ??? .
.aj2181: You know you've been here WAY too long when you come back to this thread and post again.
Not that I'm complaining ;D
Not that I'm complaining ;D
sammygirly: Your Man uses a pair of horses as His MSN avatar and you think "Wow, He's really pushing this whole hung-like-a-horse thing huh?"
wvalady1968: [quote author=sammygirly link=board=99;num=1059545962;start=20#33 date=09/29/03 at 15:55:27]Your Man uses a pair of horses as His MSN avatar and you think "Wow, He's really pushing this whole hung-like-a-horse thing huh?"[/quote]
That sounds SO normal!!! You and Max are the couple we all want to be part of!
I'm glad this thread has been boosted to the top again because for the past few weeks, one of my more delightful activities has been to check men out in stores and such. Sort of like running my own little porn movie in my mind. I'm often the only one in Krogers with a smile on my face.
But you guys are something else! No matter how cool I try to be, no matter how I work to keep my face from giving me away, you NOTICE! It's very rare that I can fly under your radar!
I used to think I was rather smart, but I have been completely unaware of how pervasive this side of life is!
What can I say? ROCK ON!
That sounds SO normal!!! You and Max are the couple we all want to be part of!I'm glad this thread has been boosted to the top again because for the past few weeks, one of my more delightful activities has been to check men out in stores and such. Sort of like running my own little porn movie in my mind. I'm often the only one in Krogers with a smile on my face.
But you guys are something else! No matter how cool I try to be, no matter how I work to keep my face from giving me away, you NOTICE! It's very rare that I can fly under your radar!
I used to think I was rather smart, but I have been completely unaware of how pervasive this side of life is!
What can I say? ROCK ON!
da_blissmachine: you know you've been here too long when there are more people on your buddy list from LPSG than from your hgih school
