Silent night, horny night

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  1. JoshT

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    I thought I'd share a little Christmas song I dreamed up the other day.. sung to the tune of Silent night...

    Silent night, horny night.. all is hard.. all is right.. stroking softly, gentle and mild.. oh the pleasure wondrous and wild.. precum flowing.. more... more! precum flowing more...

    Silent night, horny night.. beating off.. what a sight.. erotic waves envelop me.. I'm so hot I'm weak at the knee.. stroking faster.. more.. more! stroking faster more...

    Silent night, horny night.. don't let it end.. it feels so right.. closer closer I get to the edge.. feels like standing at a ledge.. heart racing faster oh! oh! .. heart racing faster oh!

    Silent night, horny night.. the time has come... to let it fly.. spurting fountains of creamy juice.. feels so good to let it loose...laying there spent sigh.. sigh!.. laying there spent... sigh


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    Have a wonderful holiday season everyone!

    Josh
     
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