Currently: Hooking up with the minor league baseball players that come to my gym or that one latino guy who is real lean and has amazing tone
Past: That one time a football player said my name in the school cafeteria and shocked me to the point where I said, you remember my name??? I don't even remember how we met. Then, this past Sunday, I saw him on television with his Superbowl winning team and I sighed and thought about what could have happened if that ancient conversation had gone differently
Real Fantasy: Time machine to Viking lands or Ancient Egypt.