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To my fellow Smalls, the cock god has appeared before you and offered to give you the penis of your dreams. He will make your dick whatever size you want, but if you accept you will develop a severe case of gynecomastia, similar to this: Google Image Result for https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/newpix/2018/08/28/10/4F74C4CB00000578-6105487-image-a-9_1535448045085.jpg

If you ever get surgery to correct the gynecomastia your cock will shrink back to its original size.

What do you do? Will increase the size of your cock but live with large man breasts? Or will you just stick with what you have?
 
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I'll be the first to answer the question: No, I wouldn't take the deal.
I mean, it might be fun to try for one night. You could tit-fuck your own giant cock. Or self-suck. Or both. At the same time.
But it's not something I'd take permanently.
 
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There was a black guy on tumblr a while back with severe gynecomastia, but he also had a 9 inch cock and was otherwise built like a stud. In one pic he had his giant erection resting against the bottom of his large breasts. Forgot his name though.
 
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There was a black guy on tumblr a while back with severe gynecomastia, but he also had a 9 inch cock and was otherwise built like a stud. In one pic he had his giant erection resting against the bottom of his large breasts. Forgot his name though.

Interesting.

It is like the ultimate symbol of masculinity vs the ultimate symbol of femininity.
 

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I see that the outrage brigade is out in full force tonight..

You don't think that maybe, just possibly, you bring this on yourself with each one of these asinine "hypothetical" questions or theories about small cocks? Just wondering....
 
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To my fellow Smalls, the cock god has appeared before you and offered to give you the penis of your dreams. He will make your dick whatever size you want, but if you accept you will develop a severe case of gynecomastia, similar to this: Google Image Result for https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/newpix/2018/08/28/10/4F74C4CB00000578-6105487-image-a-9_1535448045085.jpg

If you ever get surgery to correct the gynecomastia your cock will shrink back to its original size.

What do you do? Will increase the size of your cock but live with large man breasts? Or will you just stick with what you have?
I may not be qualified to answer this question, since you addressed it towards "my fellow Smalls", but I would like to contribute my two cents worth of input. I'm going to assume gynecomastia is not a life-threatening condition. Given my advanced age, and post desire to screw every attractive woman that arouses me, I would have a problem deciding how large I wanted the cock god make it:confused:. He would have to assure me that I could spontaneously erect at my desire, and maintain my erection until my orgasmic desire subsided. I would want to have the physical endurance (health) to enjoy, also. Of course, I would want an "audience" that appreciated my larger size, and desire to observe it become erect, and help me achieve my orgasmic explosions:). Alas, I would probably still want a larger cock after he granted my first size increase.:(
 

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What the actual fuck, dude?
That's what I thought too....but....BUT....at the same time I'm compelled to checkout any rediculas wally thread....

At first it will be a can't not look at a train wreck type thing.....or at least thats what I'll tell myself.....but latter on I'll slowly be drawn in....sometimes to stir the pot....others times to defend the wallster from the strange onslaught of "outrage" brigade....who for some reason keeps clicking reading and responding to convos they claim to hate...(trolls...masochist or just plain mentally ill ...who knows)

Strangely over time I'll actual develop an opinion regarding this BIZARRE hypothetical.......I'm not there yet.... So until then............WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK DUDE!!!!
 

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That's what I thought too....but....BUT....at the same time I'm compelled to checkout any rediculas wally thread....

At first it will be a can't not look at a train wreck type thing.....or at least thats what I'll tell myself.....but latter on I'll slowly be drawn in....sometimes to stir the pot....others times to defend the wallster from the strange onslaught of "outrage" brigade....who for some reason keeps clicking reading and responding to convos they claim to hate...(trolls...masochist or just plain mentally ill ...who knows)

Strangely over time I'll actual develop an opinion regarding this BIZARRE hypothetical.......I'm not there yet.... So until then............WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK DUDE!!!!

Oh come on. This isn't an odd question.
 

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Oh come on. This isn't an odd question.
Ok got it......I would opt for the big boobs big cock option

First step....hop a plane to London....meet the ol @TinyPrincess ....collect my ten grand...and hope the gal has a thing for big dicks and big hits on a slightly homely yet totally charming russian dudes....cause she is smokin hot

Next step....make some porn....if there is a market for furry porn or that rediculas animated shit.....surely my 11 inch dong and supertits can bring me more cash

After a whirl wind year tour of cash grabbing and publicly up staging the Johanna falcons and Milton berles of the world....

Then I go home for about a year of self discovery and breast fondling.....once and for all finally ridding myself of the facination with big boobs that has plauged my thoughts

After that.....surgery time....lose the funbags....and go back to my normal flat chest... And way above average dong.....

Sit back and enjoy the legend!
 

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Nope. My haters just wanna hate.
You're so arrogant you think you have "haters". Hilarious.

I know you lump me into the hater group. Be clear that I hate nobody. You're a mere presence on a weird Internet forum. The fact is that you're simply an easy target, a fun plaything, you're here for my amusement. I wouldn't waste time here if it wasn't fun.

When you post dumbass things like this, or the original version from which this was built: "Would you trade penis size for a cure for cancer", it makes me smile knowing how you've managed to fuck up once again. We all know you're either genuine and deranged, or just a troll, so nobody cares what you write either way.

Hint: when you play games that involve serious medical conditions, people will call you an insensitive jerk.
 

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You're so arrogant you think you have "haters". Hilarious.

I know you lump me into the hater group. Be clear that I hate nobody. You're a mere presence on a weird Internet forum. The fact is that you're simply an easy target, a fun plaything, you're here for my amusement. I wouldn't waste time here if it wasn't fun.

When you post dumbass things like this, or the original version from which this was built: "Would you trade penis size for a cure for cancer", it makes me smile knowing how you've managed to fuck up once again. We all know you're either genuine and deranged, or just a troll, so nobody cares what you write either way.

Hint: when you play games that involve serious medical conditions, people will call you an insensitive jerk.

Jokes on you, the original version of this thread was about if you would give up sight in one eye for a big dick.