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  1. jakeatolla

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    OKay, mabey I've been watching too many Warner Bros. cartoons
    lately, but it got me thinking.
    Lets start a thread to come up with the most sill, inane, ridiculous
    ways to off yourself. ( Think Wille E Coyoyte ).

    Points will be given for originality and use of every day common objects.

    I'm thinking of Bruce WIllis in Die Hard 3, when Jeremy Iron's character
    makes Bruce go to Harlem wearing a sandwhich board with some rather derogitory comments about african americans.

    Or, covering yourself in peanut butter and choclate and walking into a
    weight watchers meeting and scream I've got fudge !!!!

    okay , i'll burn for that last one , but oh well.
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    Walk up to a group of bikers with a bright red t shirt on that says "Street Fighter".

    Probability of death 60%
    Probability of life long incapacitation 100%
     
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    Go scuba diving anywhere off the West or South Australian coastlines. And make sure you wear a full cover black wetsuit withno bright colours.

    Probability of death 95%
    Probabilty of them finding enough of you to bury 7.5%
     
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    Get a bumper sticker that says, "Truckers are gutless punks" and take a tour of truck stops.
     
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    LOL, I did a similar thing in a bar at Auckland airport during an All Blacks/Australia game.

    Note to self, do not jump off your bar stool and shout yes very loudly when Maninga scores a try in a pub full of Maoris!!
     
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    Walk into a KKK meeting singing "I'm a soul man"

    Chances of death: 55%
    Chances of surviving and getting the hell out with your ass intact: 40%

    Error factor: 5%
     
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    Caught getting a bj from Carmela Soprano.

    Chance of painful, violent death 100%.
     
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    announce Mark Furhmans running for mayor of Watts:

    Chances of getting killed: 55%
    Chances of leaving without getting maimed:45%

    Error factor:0%
     
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    Wearing a Mac t-shirt to a Dell convention.

    Chance of getting killed: 0%

    Chance of PC nerds fainting: 100%

    Error factor: + or - 3 nerds
     
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    Walk into a Home Depot wearing a LOWES jacket.

    Probability of getting nasty looks from employees/managers:50%
    Probability of getting out of store without "personal demonsatration of power tools" on self by employees: 50%

    Error factor of:0.0%
     
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    Great thread, Jake.

    Unfortunately the following aren't merely hypothetical.

    Attaching enough helium balloons to a lawn chair to achieve lift-off.

    Wearing a cow costume in a bull pen.

    Letting a stallion mount you for anal sex.
     
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    Apparently the Jack Ass boys tried all those, but didn't die:mad:
     
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    Okay, this one is just pandering to the pc's but :

    Have Michael Richards go to Compton and act out the entire movie,
    Malibu's Most Wanted. Particularly the Rap-Battle scene.
     
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