"Silly Putty Schlong"

Discussion in 'Celebrity Endowments' started by BigD_2, Jan 12, 2009.

  1. BigD_2

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    I saw this phrase used in another thread, thought it was an excellent descriptor, and decided to start a new thread about this topic. This phrase is of course used to describe those mega-hung porn stars who never seem to actually quite get hard.

    I pose three questions to lpsg.org members about "silly putty schlong".

    1. Now that pills are available to help this issue (Viagra Cialis etc), why do some porn performers STILL seem to have this problem? Do they not want to take the pill???

    2. Have you seen it happen in the real world, or had it happen yourself, that the big cock just won't get fully hard?

    3. Now accepting nominees for silliest silly putty schlong - the porn actor whose cock you really wish you could see fully hard, just ONCE.

    For myself, I cannot answer 1.

    For 2 - yes, I have had it happen that I may not get fully hard, but I have no shame and/or no problem about having and filling a Viagra prescription.

    For 3 - Kevin Dean. I think he is super hot, he has a huge cock, but I think I have seen every scene he appeared in and he is not hard in any of them.
     
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    1- Because there're into feelings, not into dopes ? :p
     
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    Isn't that just how some dude's dicks are? They're never or seldom rock hard.

    You're 32. Do you have silly putty? You sure you want to start using Viagra already?
     
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