OMG! I left the UK 6 yrs ago so I haven't seen this guy. He looks and acts and speaks almost identically to my older godson.
I can't even go there in imagining whether Simon is hot, hung or whatever - too incestuous a fantasy.
However, I do want to hug and kiss him as I do my godson. I'm fortunate to have 2 straight godsons who are happy to hug and kiss me.