Simon Cowell

His man boobs look worse in the two-sizes-too-small t-shirts he wears on the show than in these pictures but he's still a nasty fugly prick. His 1980s haircut is the fuckin' stupidest thing on television.

Yup, I'm a hater when it comes to Cowell.
 
Cowell is unbelievably sexy.

I'd love some nudes/bulge pics of him, fake or real.

Hubba hubba!