Simple things you just can't do.

[prince_will]

Simple enough, right?

Just list something easy that lots of people can do....but you can't.

to start:

i can't ride a bike.
i can't put air in my car tires (i always end up doing it wrong)
i can't cook rice properly

your turn! :biggrin1:

 

[openmindmi]

I can't turn down fun sex.

 

[Riven650]

I can't burp.

 

[rickygNOLA]

I can't whistle.

 

[D_Relentless Original]

I can't click my fingers

 

[curious n str8]

I can't drive 55 :drive:

 

[cachondo]

I can't fix anything!

 

[SpeedoMike]

I definitely cannot whistle...

 

[deleted213967]

I can't sleep on my back.

 

[youngdane]

I can't juggle

 

[lucky8]

I can't use chopsticks

 

[Principessa]

Simple enough, right? Just list something easy that lots of people can do....but you can't.

to start:
i can't ride a bike.
i can't put air in my car tires (i always end up doing it wrong)
i can't cook rice properly. your turn! :biggrin1:

How can you do that wrong? Does the tire explode like in a cartoon?

I can't burp.

Are you sure you're straight? I thought all men could burp? Often at inappropriate times.

• I can't make Jell-O. It never gels, not even with the quickset method. :frown1:
• I can't dribble a basketball, it hurts my palm. :redface:
• I can't roller skate backwards; but I can ice skate backwards.

 

[invisibleman]

I can't sleep with women.

 

[lucky8]

I can't sleep with women.

Me neither...they always keep me awake:biggrin1:

 

[invisibleman]

I can't rollerskate or skateboard.

 

[invisibleman]

Me neither...they always keep me awake:biggrin1:

I bet...:wink: I wonder why...Hehehe.

 

[nudeyorker]

I can't balance my checkbook

 

[invisibleman]

I can't operate everything on my PC as far as software is concerned. It took me a month on figuring out how to transfer spreadsheet info into a database program so I wouldn't have to type a whole bunch of data into a database one record at a time.

 

[B_Think_Kink]

I can't whistle with braces, use chopsticks, or use a cell phone.

 

[Principessa]

• I can't figure out the new flash Chat. :irked:
• I can't tie my shoes unless I do two bunny ears. Most people do one bunny ear and wrap the other lace around it.
• I can't figure out where the Feds are getting $86 billion to bail out Wall Street.