Simple things you just can't do.

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    Simple enough, right?

    Just list something easy that lots of people can do....but you can't.

    to start:

    i can't ride a bike.
    i can't put air in my car tires (i always end up doing it wrong)
    i can't cook rice properly

    your turn! :biggrin1:
     
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    I can't burp.
     
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    How can you do that wrong? Does the tire explode like in a cartoon?:confused:

    Are you sure you're straight? :confused: I thought all men could burp? Often at inappropriate times. :rolleyes:


    • I can't make Jell-O. It never gels, not even with the quickset method. :frown1:
    • I can't dribble a basketball, it hurts my palm. :redface:
    • I can't roller skate backwards; but I can ice skate backwards.
     
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    Me neither...they always keep me awake:biggrin1:
     
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    I bet...:rolleyes::wink: I wonder why...Hehehe.
     
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    I can't operate everything on my PC as far as software is concerned. It took me a month on figuring out how to transfer spreadsheet info into a database program so I wouldn't have to type a whole bunch of data into a database one record at a time.
     
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    • I can't figure out the new flash Chat. :irked:
    • I can't tie my shoes unless I do two bunny ears. Most people do one bunny ear and wrap the other lace around it.
    • I can't figure out where the Feds are getting $86 billion to bail out Wall Street. :confused:
     
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