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  1. Oliver_Clothesoff

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    Same idea as the "Five Word Story" thread but this lets you do more.

    To get things started:


    It was a dark and stormy night.
     
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    I started to build a fire in the fireplace.
     
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    The coffee was perking on the stove.
     
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    I looked out the window into the night.
     
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    It started to thunder and rain.
     
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    The sounds of a carriage aproached the manor....
     
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    as the winds began to howl relentlessly...
     
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    Not a complete sentence.

    As the winds began to howl relentlessly, ChicagoSam pulled the covers up over his head.
     
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    I jumped with a start as there was a thunderous knocking at the door
     
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    Molotovmuffin opened the door wearing a silky negligee.
     
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    Instantly, just the sight of her warmed me up in more ways than one.
     
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    She had not visited me in several months, and the tension in the room was palpable.
     
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    But I had a sneaky suspicion she had a special way of relieving that tension.
     
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    To relieve her tension, I loosened the cap to her radiator.
     
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    It was in that moment, when thinking about how hot Molotovmuffin was reminded me of my over-heating '67 Ford pickup truck, that I realized I should only have taken one bong hit instead of the three I had greedily sucked up.
     
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    Then the thought of seeing how hot Fancy Pants could be in her white lace teddy could be entered my mind, and I left to examine it 1st hand.
     
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    Feeling hot with desire, my dick began to swell.
     
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    My dick was so swollen, it looked like a hot house cucumber ripened by the hot summer evenings as I thought about SRDude dancing in my head with a vision of the Christmas cap he wore to bed just before he opened wide to deliver me some holiday head.
     
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    Just at that moment, a blinding bolt of lightning wiped all those images from my mind, leaving me standing cold wet and alone in the teaming rain.
     
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    So I grabbed for an old umbrella, although broken to help deliver me from cold chilly rain of Central London, into my drafty flat near Covent Garden.
     
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