Single Sentence Story.

[185248]

She cried out, "Baskin...OOOOO Baskin I love you" he stopped washing her, Baskin was not his name and an awkward silence followed.

 

[invisibleman]

She was distracted because she wondered while watching TV..."How in the hell does Mitt Romney know about 'a black man's sag' and 'gay men
getting colonics and prostate massages'."

 

[chicagosam]

She furthered wondered why Rick Santorum is so obsessed with gay issues.

 

[invisibleman]

It drove her mad thinking about them that she ran through busy rush hour traffic ten hectic times hoping for a suicidal conclusion that never realized...but she figured out that maybe she is a gotdamm super hero and maybe there IS money in that.

 

[chicagosam]

She contacted the Koch brothers for funding promising to do their bidding.

 

[Incocknito]

But she contacted the Cock brothers by mistake and they don't provide funding; only fucking.

 

[invisibleman]

Her ultrafabulous Kegelicious pussy puckered and dripped at the thought of all those well-hungry hard Jewish bachelors in Salt Lake City, Iowa.

 

[unzipped]

She hungered for some more cock just thinking of them...

 

[dude_007]

Her milkshakes were bringing all the caucusers to the yard.

 

[unzipped]

Where they jacked off in a circle around her.

 

[invisibleman]

All because...she didn't like male ejaculate anywhere on her body...she wore an all-body latex condom...

 

[dude_007]

Little did she know, she had a latex allergy and developed a rash over every inch of her body, including her labia majora, which she had always prided herself on due to their enormous size.

 

[chicagosam]

She slathered herself with calamine lotion and went to bed.

 

[invisibleman]

She dreamt of handbalancing for the Cirque Du Soleil ...doing horribly at it yet the weekly audiences adored her for they thought it was all a part of the show.

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Yet her ultimate dream was to have the partner she had in Ballet class who lifted her overhead and simultaneously diddled her clit and made her cum in buckets back in her bed to taste his cum for one more night.

 

[chicagosam]

Waking up suddenly, she realized that all that had been written so far was part of dream and would be soon forgotten as she prepared for the day ahead.

 

[unzipped]

So she whipped out her vibrator and began to recall her dreams over and over again...

 

[cockaholic2]

As she had always had a fetish for wildly acrobatic clowns, her climax grew and grew until she could feel the proverbial pie being spritzered.

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Yet her electronic satisfier would only satiate her for that one time only, and she quickly made haste in pursuing her ballet baller to quench the hunger in her awaiting quim.

 

[unzipped]

Fueled by the thoughts of his muscular body and incredible bulge she called him up for phone sex...