Sir, you're too fat.....

[BiItalianBro]

Never go anyplace with fat waiters or waitresses then?

well that rules out vacationing in Wisconsin

 

[crescendo69]

Maybe when you are buying your male grooming products, the shop assistant should point out that you are too vain already.

Someone should limit my video rentals/magazine purchases at the porn shop because I am too creepy.

 

[ZOS23xy]

there's too many people on this planet ALREADY. stop trying to make people live longer. this place is gonna look like that guys face who grows the bee beard, we'll be crawling all over each other.

let fat people eat and be happy, and anyway skinny people drop dead too u know.

Wants some cigs?

 

[D_Humper E Bogart]

No surprises for the bottom 5.

 

[polesmoker]

I work in a bar and have tossed many people for being too drunk. We had a large guy break a chair and we just got him another chair.

 

[boerkie]

Oh dear. Another example of someone who's really attractive until they open their mouth.

(said about jjsjr)


so very true!!
turned his ass from doable to crUcifiable!!
GRIN!!

 

[chicagosam]

turned his ass from doable to cricifiable!!

How does one "cricify" someone's ass or has a "cricifiable" ass"??:biggrin1:

Is it kinky?

One learns something new everyday at LPSG!

 

[Not_Punny]

Am I the only one here that sees this as a public health concern?

I'm not trying to be a dick here, so don't start crucifying me. That was a hypothetical question, by the way.

Actually, the real problems are...

A) A country that eats pre-prepared food more than they cook

B) No nutrition info on menu items

C) A government that promotes a criminally wrong food pyramid

D) The Atkins Diet, which has caused more death and disease than any other diet, and which helped promote mass consumption of animal products.

E) Vested interests that promote milk and meat as things to eat not only every day but at every meal

NO OTHER CULTURE HAS EVER EATEN MASS QUANTITIES OF ANIMAL PRODUCTS!!

Animal product consumption should NEVER be greater than 5% of a human's daily calories.

Wise up or DIE, chicken-eaters!!!

Muah ha ha ha hahaaaaa

(I'll be dancing up and down mountains long after you guys are on a life support system of beta blockers, insulin, blood pressure meds and/or chemotherapy.)

BYW, don't argue with me, buy and read The China Study. Only stupid people argue against something they've never even read. :tongue:

 

[Wish-4-8]

I just saw your gallery Not Punny and I will not argue. I will make love, not war.
Nice bazookas BTW.

 

[Drifterwood]

Maybe they should refuse to fill up your car at the gas station if it does less than 30mpg.

 

[thadjock]

Maybe they should refuse to fill up your car at the gas station if it does less than 30mpg.

but that wouldn't stop fat people , they'd just fill their car up with the 20 gals of fryer oil from the 14 buckets of chicken they just ate.