Sit 'N' Relax

[beretta8]

Things could be better, but I'm okay I suppose :smile:



*Moo, psst... ppppsssSt :borladuck:, pssssst ho ho ho, :hypnotized:!!!! pssspsssst.... ssssshhshsh :headbang:! he he...*

OOOOh no....shu up............for goodness sake.....woohoo lets...I'll start tomorrow.....lol...:biggrin1:

 

[yngjock20]

*Moo, psst... ppppsssSt :borladuck:, pssssst ho ho ho, :hypnotized:!!!! pssspsssst.... ssssshhshsh :headbang:! he he...*

^^Hahahahaha!!! That's exactly how I imagine secrets look.

BTW, I'm leaving a couple of my local newspapers by the door. They're free, so take one and read it while your taking a crap or whatever.

 

[beretta8]

oh look its the queer times and the glbtlpsg rag.....yay!!

 

[crazy_one53402]

hey jock thanks

 

[Mandee]

What?!!? No dirty magazines?

lol... Sorry... just had to.

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Just don't throw out Dumbcow's COWSMOPOLITAN- he/she has been wanking to the centerfold in the ladie's toilet. And there's also an article on the cover about how make your udder look firmer.

 

[B_dumbcow]

Just don't throw out Dumbcow's COWSMOPOLITAN- he/she has been wanking to the centerfold in the ladie's toilet. And there's also an article on the cover about how make your udder look firmer.

You've been spying, haven't you!?

And I have no need - my udders are the firmest ever, after the implan... I mean, naturally...


:wink:

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

You've been spying, haven't you!?

And I have no need - my udders are the firmest ever, after the implan... I mean, naturally...


:wink:

It's kind of hard to walk past a ladie's room, hear mooing and moaning, and then a big grunt, and not know who it is there, DC. Plus you left it in between the mens and womens room doors after you walked out all flushed and dizzy.

Silicone or saline implants, eh?

So, you're the reason why one of our patrons was rushed to emergency for poisoning after tasting some of your milk.

 

[B_dumbcow]

It's kind of hard to walk past a ladie's room, hear mooing and moaning, and then a big grunt, and not know who it is there, DC. Plus you left it in between the mens and womens room doors after you walked out all flushed and dizzy.

Silicone or saline implants, eh?

So, you're the reason why one of our patrons was rushed to emergency for poisoning after tasting some of your milk.

Um... My milk isn't poisonus! It just has an extra 'zest' to it after the poppies were implanted into... I mean... They are naturally good at making milk

 

[yngjock20]

...um, wow.

I thought it was weird that I started seeing mushroom people trying to steal my shoes after that glass of chocolate milk.

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Um... My milk isn't poisonus! It just has an extra 'zest' to it after the poppies were implanted into... I mean... They are naturally good at making milk

You know, you're gonna get the Sit 'N' Relax shut down you keep peddling your poppie milk in here- didn't you learn anything from the field?

 

[B_dumbcow]

...um, wow.

I thought it was weird that I started seeing mushroom people trying to steal my shoes after that glass of chocolate milk.

But it was cool though, wasn't it

You know, you're gonna get the Sit 'N' Relax shut down you keep peddling your poppie milk in here- didn't you learn anything from the field?

I will just sell it as 'special milk' outside the entrance to the Sit 'N' Relax... then everyone's a winner :smile:

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

But it was cool though, wasn't it



I will just sell it as 'special milk' outside the entrance to the Sit 'N' Relax... then everyone's a winner :smile:

Don't you know that you don't have to be inside or outside as long as you're on private property, the SIT 'N' RELAX gets the cops.

 

[yngjock20]

Cowie, maybe we can find you a booth at the Poughkipsie(sp?) Mall for you to sell your wares?

 

[D_Theophallus Kneedgroin]

um is this place open?

 

[vince]

Can I get breakfast here?

 

[D_Theophallus Kneedgroin]

Can I get breakfast here?

I was hoping you could give me a ride home.....I've had too much to drink

 

[unique_exposure]

Callin you a cab, numbers!
passes the cab driver a 20 and a barf bag * just in case *

 

[D_Theophallus Kneedgroin]

Callin you a cab, numbers!
passes the cab driver a 20 and a barf bag * just in case *

I wanted a ride from vince.....work with me here!

 

[vince]

Your chariot awaits.... hop in
(or on :tongue: )