Sit 'N' Relax

[Northland]

Hey, what about me?

 

[beretta8]

You've got hands...here use them.....shot o' tequila...on the house...

 

[beretta8]

Be right back...help yourselves says the sign on the window and the dooor and the bar...and the bottomless cocktail waiter.....Im going to get some smoke...

 

[Northland]

Oh good, they left. Let me lock the door and turn the sign around....



...what's that sound? Did I remember to bolt the door to the alley?

 

[beretta8]

That was a love fest goin 'down'...hee hee.....I'll have a black russian, Northland...thanks..

 

[Northland]

I'm an Iraqi not a Russian!


Why doesn't anyone ever place an order for a sexy Iraqi?


...and for that matter why is this Guinness tapper busted?

 

[beretta8]

I'm an Iraqi not a Russian!


Why doesn't anyone ever place an order for a sexy Iraqi?

Ooops, my bad...I have....a black Iraqi Russian, please....


...and for that matter why is this Guinness tapper busted?

I think Mandee was dancing on the bar again...and kinda slipped...and wound up riding it like a cowgirl....but that's just heresay.....

Now for my black Iraqi Russian, please....

 

[Northland]

I think Mandee was dancing on the bar again...and kinda slipped...and wound up riding it like a cowgirl....but that's just heresay.....

Now for my black Iraqi Russian, please....

Oh that delightful and playful Mandee...

Now, let me tend to you...


Will that be in a regular glass or would you prefer a pitcher?

 

[beretta8]

Oh that delightful and playful Mandee...

Now, let me tend to you...


Will that be in a regular glass or would you prefer a pitcher?

A tall regular glass pitcher, and btw i'm usually a catcher....just so you know....

 

[beretta8]

Where is everyone.....I thought this was the place to be....

 

[D_Chaumbrelayne_Copprehead]

I'm sitting and relaxing, but am I the only one?

 

[crazy_one53402]

no your not how you doing?. I think. been here a while had a few cold ones now I think I am going to go and, take the dog to the lake here is a tip for the Jar

 

[D_Chaumbrelayne_Copprehead]

you and your dog want some company?

 

[beretta8]

Oh my goodnessssssss....it issssss ssssssweltering outsssssside.....I would Jusssssst love a Longgg Island Icccccce Tea....

 

[D_Chaumbrelayne_Copprehead]

here on the southern shore of Lake Erie, it's pretty goddam hot, too ... gonna be thru wednesday ...

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

This place is pretty desolate without some of the cool regulars. Fortunately, I'm here to keep things lively.

 

[beretta8]

Ya...I came in here to cool off.....now you're making it hot in here.....:shocked:

 

[D_Relentless Original]

* Getting hotter by the poster* ^

 

[D_Chaumbrelayne_Copprehead]

<singing> "It's getting hot in here ... so take off all your clothes ... "

 

[beretta8]

Done! Wanna see my ice cube trick?